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Old 11-18-2008, 08:42 AM
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I want to see if anyone here has some nice openers to use in the street. I mean like if I'm walking down the street and i see some hot girl and i want to open up a conversation with her.

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WOW... The best lines seem to be the ones that are most obvious as well as the ones that are mostly overlooked, for example

If you see a girl siting alone and on her own and she's not smiling why not start out with something like "Smile, life's not that bad." I've yet to find a female of any age that won't at least smile at you. The Key to this approach is that you MUST look and seem friendly which often times means you're smiling your ass off and looking high in energy. This method can be used on just about any woman that is by herself completely or even one that you just happen to catch away from the group. Half the time girls will give you info on what is going on just as an explanation as to why they aren't smiling and as "happy" as you are at the time. After delivering this line you have already put yourself on the offensive and taken control of the conversation because you can just keep telling her to smile and keep telling her that her reason isnt good enough not to smile.

(DO NOT DO THIS IF THE REASON SHE ISN'T SMILING IS SERIOUS LIKE DEATH OR ILLNESS, ETC. AT THAT POINT YOU NEED TO ACT AS SURPRISED AS POSSIBLE AND PLAY YOURSELF DOWN AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. I HAVE FOUND THAT BUYING THEM A DRINK OR JUST GIVING ANY NICE GESTURE AS AN APOLOGY PUTS YOU BACK IN THE GAME PRETTY WELL)

Once you have her smiling and giving ioi's then you just need to not fark it up. Making a girl happy or getting her to think she is happy is crazy effective.

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i will admit that is true about the effectiveness of getting a woman from a glum state into a happy one, you just made her day. but going up and saying smile to a girl who isnt smiling is pretty dull, how often do u see girls sitting by themselfs smiling? that would jus look weird, so to go up to her and tell her to do that, she would be like what am i just suposed to sit here and smile for the world every second of the day? its like telling her to do something that isnt natural for anyone to do. ive never seen someone always smiling. Go up to her, (if she were sitting down) casually sit in the chair, relaxed and in control and tell her " listen, i know you here this a dozen times a day, i dont know why i had to come sit down and tell you this, i feel drawn to tell you that you are stunninly beautiful, (she smiles) just to see you smile has made my day. introduce yourself, pauses are key, it builds antisipation. from there on in do not give her any more compliments, (depending on her rating though) otherwize bust on her, and get her laughing. another one would be to nottice something that really sticks out on the girl you see, such as the shoes that she has on, (something that you know she put on purposely to get notticed) and comment on it.

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Old 11-22-2008, 02:30 PM
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Street game is definitely one of my sticking points!

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If you can get better at street game / opening, all aspects of your pick up will improve.

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Street/day game can be tough but it will accelerate your night/bar game being compare. If it is hard, it really just means that you are learning a ton from it. I used to be terrified of street game.. but after forcing myself to do it I am somewhat decent and can consistently get numbers and day 2s.

I suggest if you have trouble with day game, you just go out and start talking to people on the street. If you see an attractive girl, go up to her and say "I saw you walking by and I just had to tell you how attractive you are. I need to go, but I was wondering what you are doing?" If she doesn't have plans invite her on an insta-date for a quick cup of coffee.

If you can do that, you are doing better than 99% of all men.

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For the last 2-3 weeks I have been trying to street approaches as often as possible. When walking to work, on weekends I go out and specifically try to talk to as many women as possible. EVERY time it starts out pretty scary and I stumble a bit.. but I have gotten about 12 phone numbers, and actually 3 dates out of it (one of them I even slept with two nights ago!)

I find that as tough as street game is, once you start doing it.. it gets much easier and really desensitizes you to rejected, fear and approach anxiety.

Last night I went out with some of my afc friends and they were amazed at how much I have changed.. even in just the last two weeks!

I challenge everyone reading this to go out and work on your street game. It will be hard, you will NOT like it.. but after you are more confident, going on dates and maybe even sleeping with new girls.. come back and tell me if you are glad you listened.



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That's great... I know for me that dedicating some time to one part of my life is great and I can not think of one that is more challenging, but also so rewarding than to increase your day game skills. Reminds of a saying, those things that are hardest are the most valuable...

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Old 01-31-2009, 10:25 AM
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Hey Guys - I just tried street opening this morning...

WOW was it tough. I was super nervous and got blown out the first few times, oh my god it was rough. I kept at it though and despite being scared and embarrassed (a couple saw me do it and actually laughed at me!) I kept at it and after 4-5 times of just doing horrible I had about 3 good openings.

I eventually got 2 numbers and as I have heard I called them immediately and 1 really cute 24 yr old agreed to meet me for drinks tonight!

Wish me luck boys!

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yea he's on top of his game

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Not a big fan of his method.. he is very attractive (almost model like). Of course he is going to have success with direct game when he approaches hundreds of women.

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I feel that a street/day game approach can sometimes be even easier than the club/bar scene. Woman are not expecting to get hit on here. It follows the ideal getting sweped off their feet randomly dream all girls share. At bars or clubs woman have there shield up high cuz this is were they always get approached.

Goo day/street game is easy, just pretend its not an approach.

Ask her for direction
good food in the area
were the nearest mall is
from there just transitions, maybe making a comment about her which will lean to more talk.

day game is all about obersvation and being quick. usually you will be sarging on your own and woman wont be loosened up by drinks. so bring you A game for street sarging.


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Nice!!

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Yeah, this is where I defer to Paul Janka. His whole system, and gaming style revolves around street pick-ups. I have had fairly good success with his method, with practice I know I could seriously improve.

A basic pick-up, using his method, goes like this:

Opening:
Directions?
Notice something about her (Generally not physical attributes) such as clothes.

Further Complicate:

After her initial response, make up some reason why her solution won't work for you (gets her more invested in trying to help you plus, it gets busy thinking and talking for a bit to allow you to think about a transition)

Transition:
If there is no way you can come up with a way to get her number from your opener and where the conversation went, you build in a transition, and start a new thread of conversation

Number:
Mention either some reason why you will want to get a hold of her again:
In case you get lost following her directions, she seems like a friendly person and you want to get a drink with her sometime ect. Whip out your phone and get the number.

Get the hell out:
Hug her, pat her on the back, fist bump, blow a kiss, some small level of kino, and thank her, and then get out of there.

Wait several hours to a day and then txt her (note: your txt doesn't have to have any thing to do with the reason you originally requested the number).

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I've tried this many times and get results. try this. when you are in a bar with your friends (while holding your beer) , look for a toilet. if you see your target is on your way to the toilet, just as you pass her by, stop and ask her for help (to hold your beer) : " hold for me for awhile. Emergency." Don't wait until she reply. just as soon as she grab your beer, get off. go to the toilet. And remember to have a good eye contact when you first talk to her. after few minutes, when you re done, get back to your target. mind your body language. always approach her from your side. never turn your body facing her. not now. so, ask her: " where is my beer?" then she'll return it to you. you ask :"did you put something inside?" She, most of the time, will reply :"no." your respond: "how can i trust you?".. then she will eventually respond and try to prove that there is nothing happen to your beer. after this section, follow by your own creativity. be funny, get to know each other, ask opinion, relationship opinion, jealousy girlfriend etc etc. make sure to get back to your friend later or she'll introduce her girlfriends to you..anything can happen. again, this is one of my all time favorite opener.

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Haha... @focus: that was a good one yeah.... but what iv she is in a hurry or shy and walks away with ur beer and she goes back to her friends? In that case, wudnt it be difficult to isolate her and carry on with the routine??

but if not, then its a damn good way to get to knw her!


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If that case happen, u have to go and look for her. well, its your beer at the first place. and you have the right to get back your beer. again, it is not your fault to ask her help at the first place. your are in emergency remember? go find and ask her. "well, robber. where's my beer? I saved money for weeks just to buy that beer for me tonight and u just simply take it away from me?" Be cocky n funny. then if her friends interfere, bring them along in the conversation. and neg your target in the middle of conversation. "is your friend always like this? when somebody in a hurry, ask for help then she normally take advantage? like taking my beer away?" then...bla bla bla.... after awhile, continue with your routine. keep thinking positive. always have plan B. if you did it in a right way, everything goes well. they come to have fun. be fun. if this still dont work out, get off in a nice way and get back to your friend. continue to have fun. dont get discourage.

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Ahh.... thnks for clearing that out like.. now its a foolproof plan yeah.. hahaha..

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a very decent way to help with your complete way to street approach (or anywhere in general) is to read the rejection report by gambler, insane method that works insanely well.

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Haha... @focus: that was a good one yeah.... but what iv she is in a hurry or shy and walks away with ur beer and she goes back to her friends? In that case, wudnt it be difficult to isolate her and carry on with the routine??

but if not, then its a damn good way to get to knw her!


Ya i would be weary of using that one only because i know some pretty brutal girls that i wouldn't hand anything to. But it could definitely work well if you are a trusting individual or like drinking hooker spit

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