had this short interaction with a friend via sms, still new to the game.. so appreciate any feedback on where i went wrong, what i could have done or what i did right
The girls like a 7, great smile n breats but thats it. Shes got a bf, insecure, low self-confidence and the exact opposite to me in so many ways its annoying. so not really looking to get anything out of it, i can tell thers atleast a slight interest, so im just using her for practice
Sorry for the wall of text, cant think of a better way to format the messages
[i have a severe sweet tooth and everyone knows this bout me]
Her: [sends me a photo of a box of chocolates] "im eating this for you"
-an hour later
[shes used to the idea of me busting her balls]
Me: "Omg. its mrs dunkin donut 2011! i really hope those werent meant for me n u got ur big sticky fingers all in them. Its ok, i bet u look cute with all the chocolate smuged on ur face n fingers "
-an hour later
Her: "You're evil ."
-2 hours later
Me: "You love me"
Her: "prove it"
Me: "Close your eyes. N try to think of a number between 1 n 10. Give it a lil time. Ill try to feel out the number n see if we have a connection. Tell me when your ready"
Her: "Ok now Im freaked out"
Her: "what the hell was that"
Her: "TELL ME NOW"
-10 mins later
Me: "Very bossy n demanding rnt we. u got waay too much attention as a child. I usually require a please n a kiss ofcourse, because those r the rules"
Her: "-.- tell me how u guess it and then i'll think about it."
-10 mins later
Me: "Such a brat! Cant even say please. You probably think ill just give it to you cus u might get thing for free cus some guys might consider you pretty"
Her: "So you're saying im ugly and some people might pass the idea that i'm pretty? Thumbs up for confidence "
[here is where i wouldve just quit n never bothered with sucha chick, but since im probably gonna be seeing her quite often... had to atleast come out of it unscathed]
Me: "im just giving you a hard time"
Her: "That could be twisted." [?? i didnt get that]
Me: "If worse comes to worse. You can always get one of those guys to pay me for it "
Her: "And you call yourself a friend"
Me: "Oh.. You're one of those.. "i like men who know how to treat a lady special, take her nice places, and who pay for everything to show that they're a gentleman""
[my intention was to follow with "Oh, so what you're telling me is that you like men who basically pay for your attention with money and gifts... how romantic" but that backfired]
Her: "For your farking info tofu. I never went on a date okay. I always used to pay for my boyfriends. So no, your description is wrong"
[seriously what the hell?]
Me: "Thats great sara"
Her: "Dont make fun of me. I was being serious"
Me: "Im not making fun. You gotta slow down, its just too early in our relationship for you to start talking about boyfriends"
Her: "you claim people real quick dont you. What happened to somehow asking me first"
[i just wanted to smash my phone into the wall at this point.. how can u be so blonde..]
Me: yea. i tend to believe women love me at first sight.. i was joking sara
[she kinda knows my situation with women atm is shaky as ive just moved to the country]
Her: "I can see the amount of women in your bed Everytimes i walk in. I completely understand what you mean dont worry -thumbs up- Im joking tofu"
Me: "What do you think i am. some kind of man slut. I swear you women r just after me for my body. Im not just a piece of meat you know. I have feelings too"
Her: "dont sweat it handsome. If they were after your body they wouldnt bother with your face" [?? didnt really get what she was saying]
Me: "Atleast buy me a drink before you hit on me like that"
Her: "You Dont drink"
Her: "Id buy you a chocolate box"
Me: "Now just because of a box of chocolate dont think your getting lucky. I know your evil plan. Im gonna indulge myself in those chocolates and tomorrow i wake up in a bathtub with my kidneys missing and on ebay the next morning. I need lots of comfort and trust first"
Her: "If a girl gets you chocolate. Know that she wants to make you happy and not there to impress you. Start learning sweetheart. Not everything comes with a price sometimes its from the heart"
[here i kinda just gave up, on her and on trying to come up with a good reply]
Me: "Well i appreciate the gesture"
Her: "No Problem. good night tofu "
Me: "You'll have to find a better name than tofu. I know you can do it. nite sara"
Her: "Mmm i can yea but its a pleasure calling you tofu. Out of curiosity, how'd you guess that i thought of 7 ?"
Me: "Well. your gonna have to change it because i want a better one. Im still waiting for my please lil rude girl"
Her: "Oh for farks sake. Fine. Im gonna get my answer soon watch"
This happened last night so i have no idea what she's got planned, nor am i really interested to be honest.
I just want to know how i fared in terms of that, and if i did anything wrong here or shes just a hopeless case