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Thread: Tall Man Comeback

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    Default Tall Man Comeback

    Hey Experts,

    I'm pretty tall—6'4"—and when I'm talking with girls they'll often randomly say something like "omg i feel so short around you!" I never really know what to reply to this and usually try to laugh it off and change the subject, but it would be awesome if I had some killer comebacks to this question. Any ideas?

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    Default Re: Tall Man Comeback

    "i know it's perfect, I needed an armrest"
    (put your arm on her head then). This is great, playful, and you show kino
    I'm 5'11 and I even use it on short girls

    Or, you can be like "what?? You're gonna have to speak up down there!"

    Or maybe, "aw don't worry short stuff you'll grow up someday too"

    Just 3 that came to mind quick
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    Default Re: Tall Man Comeback

    Have you considered getting leg extensions?

    or

    I have some stilts at home if you wanna try em on?

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    Default Re: Tall Man Comeback

    Hey man, I'm 6'8" and I get the "Omg I'm so short compared to you!!!" all the time as well. I imagine you're also tired of being asked how the weather is up there or if you play basketball. Ah, people.

    One of my favourite responses is saying 'so does everyone else' but you have to pull it off VERY cocky and funny otherwise you look like a peanut.

    Another option would be to look them dead in the eye, chuckle and say 'you are short.'

    But the Baron is onto something with the armrest idea; my personal favourite option is to bot respond verbally but to ACTUALLY use them as an armrest. This only ever works in groups of people (again, if you do it when it's just you and the girl you'll look like a peanut) and you have to laugh it off real quick.

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    Default Re: Tall Man Comeback

    Haha this whole thread is hilarious. I relate to this so much. I'm 6'5 and I get that all the time. I've used everything RB said at one point or another, and I'll use girls heads as armrests as part of my regular kino.

    There's also "It's a good thing, you're pretty cute from this angle."

    "Excuse me, but that's just insensitive. We prefer the term 'vertically inclined'" *best if she's with her friends, you can put your hand on the side of your mouth as if she can't hear you and say in your best sassy gay voice "rude"*

    If you're being openly sexual you can whisper in her ear "And everything's proportional *with a wink*"

    If you feel like messing with her just say "Well you know what they say about tall people" and just leave it at that. If she asks "What?" just pretend you didn't hear.

    I've pulled this one off once or twice, but you have to do it with a completely serious face "Probably because I'm half black. (I'm tan, but obviously white)
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