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Thread: Threesome - Tripped at the Finish line!

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    Default Threesome - Tripped at the Finish line!

    First Post! Howdy! You all seem to know what you're doing so I thought I'd take the plunge and join up rather than sit back in the shadows and just read.

    I don't feel I'm unlucky with girls but I still catch myself making super-needy or crappy moves all the time - these AFC moves must be crushed! Hence first post.

    So.

    I'm at a pub for a friend's birthday and everyone is getting a bit tipsy and a bit laid back. The friend in question is busy slurring and laughing with a pretty young thing in the corner (and judging by her tongue down his throat she seems to be enjoying his company) so I leave him be.

    I'm sitting at a table with a bunch of other people talking about something pretentious (wine, I think) when a girl walks through the door (We'll call here Taylor, I have a thing for unisex names). Now, I met Taylor once before at a party and I recall sexual tension at the time. I wonder if she remembers me?

    She turns and our eyes meet. She smiles and her eyelids dip ever so slightly.

    Interesting.

    Cue 5 minutes later and she's sitting next to me and we start flirting. At this point it feels very natural - there's no game, no routines we just seem to be dancing around each other with secret smiles and subtle winks.

    Now Taylor is pretty hot - surely at this point I'd be happy to flirt, take her home and do the nasty right?

    Goodness no! I'm a greedy asshat!

    While this is happening another girl walks in, her name is Sam (again with the unisex). Sam just broke up with a long term boyfriend, and word on the street it's because she wasn't satisfied in bed. She's also really hot and has super big tits. which is the bees knees.

    So I'm here looking from Tylor to Sam and cogs begin to grind in the back of my head, although I wasn't fully aware of what I wanted to do yet.

    I excuse myself from Taylor ("something something I need more booze") and go talk to Sam. I INSTANTLY get weighed down by the force of the almighty dirty look that Taylor bores into my back as I walk away.

    Anyway the problem with Sam is that we've known each other for 5 years and held a mutual dislike. I feel at this point she doesn't view me as a sexual being. I know this because it comes up in conversation and she tells me "I don't see you as a sexual being".

    Ha!

    In the time we've been talking I've had my hand lightly resting on her side and the instant I hear these words I let it slide down and very un-subtley grab her arse. Her eyes go wide in shock while I put a faux-innocence expression on my face.

    Funnily enough the hand was not slapped away..."what the fark!" she says and I just laugh in her face. The conversation continues with some boring sh1t about her friends. After a while I tell her that while I'm talking my voice is distracting her from the fact that I'm slowly moving my lips towards hers. She smiles and lets my lips just brush slightly against hers before moving away.

    So there's that.

    The rest of the night goes by quickly; a drunk chick throws up on the D-floor, birthday boy goes home with hot girl but passes out on top of her during sex and I spend the night flirting with Taylor and Sam (individually) while they spend the night glaring at each other (and me when they think i'm not looking).

    At lights on all our friends have gone and i'm sitting at a table finishing a beer.

    "So what's your game?". I turn around and they're both there, arms crossed, glaring.

    I forgot chicks could talk to each other. Whoops.

    They sit down and I reply I have no game, I just enjoy flirting. no dice. "no, what do you want?" they ask. glares are no replaced with quizzical eyebrows. I decided to just up and say that I want a threesome.

    Silence.

    Taylor is okay with, Sam it not, and she voices this opinion. Sam tells her that neither of them have had sex in a year (WHAT?!?!). after some convincing we decide to go back to a friend's place "just to meet the rest of the party".

    We walk to a friend's place (actually Taylor's place) and have beers. I stay frosty cold and mention nothing more of the three-way. At some point of the evening I walk past Taylor's Door and see them in there discussing something. they motion for me to come in which I do.

    Sam looks curious and asks me If I still want to go through with it. At this point everything is screaming at me ot jump into bed with them but instead I laugh.

    whoops. This wasn't a game thing, I laughed because in my mind I was about to have a three-way. So I'm sitting there looking like a tool while two hot girls who were potentially about to shag me are now confused. But how to recover?

    The first thing that jumps into my head is "I feel neither of you are committed. If you want me to do this with you I feel you guys need to hook up with each other". There is silence and I swear I could here my brain should "YOU BLEW IT" inside my head.

    Then they started to hook up. Cool.

    So I watch that for awhile until I get bored. I grab Sam's hand and place it on Taylor's tits without asking. they seem okay with this and Taylor does the same without me asking. after a while of that we stripped of each other's clothes and I jumped in bed with them.

    Phew! that was an epic! pardon the long length.

    BUT MAUS! you ask. WHAT DID YOU MEAN BE TRIPPED AT THE FINISH LINE?!?!

    Well dear reader! Allow me to bore you for a few minutes longer with the tragic tale of the end of the night.

    In my mind a threesome is supposed to be 3 people farking each other. This is not how it turned out.

    See what happened is I was in the middle and they wouldn't interact with each other at all. I was doing all sorts of weird and wonderful things with my fingers and other appendages, and getting results, but they wouldn't go near eachother. I even swapped places so Taylor was in the middle but then Sam wouldn't do anything.

    They went from tonsil hockey and mammary massage to nothing! I do not understand! I left the next morning feeling that although I had fun with these two chicks I had lost a golden opportunity.

    SO. dear reader.

    If you read through all of this, and tolerate my first attempt at a post in a PUA forum I ask you this question...


    WTF???

    What did I do right/wrong through the night, how could I have improved etc. and why did the above mentioned happen?

    And Have a Nice Day.

    Maus

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    Default Re: Threesome - Tripped at the Finish line!

    I think you were expecting a lesbian style threesome when what they both wanted (no sex in a year for each of them) was cock. Next time rather than get them to service each other you have to be the king stud who screws them both and pays attention to them both. I could be wrong but I dont think they wanted you go grab each others hands and place it on each others tits but for you to fill them with what they each do not have - d1ck.

    Good story though bro!

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    Default Re: Threesome - Tripped at the Finish line!

    Dude why didn't you whip it out. It seems that was the only mistake.

    Whip it out, put one of their hands on it. Done deal.

    I've had 3 threesomes and it's very important that your in complete control. They won't object to anything you do. Let those manly hormones fly in those situations.

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    Default Re: Threesome - Tripped at the Finish line!

    Quote Originally Posted by Maus View Post
    The friend in question is busy slurring and laughing with a pretty young thing in the corner (and judging by her tongue down his throat she seems to be enjoying his company) so I leave him be.

    She turns and our eyes meet. She smiles and her eyelids dip ever so slightly.

    Interesting.

    ...

    Goodness no! I'm a greedy asshat!

    ...

    [Sam] She's also really hot and has super big tits. which is the bees knees.

    ...

    I know this because it comes up in conversation and she tells me "I don't see you as a sexual being".

    Ha!

    In the time we've been talking I've had my hand lightly resting on her side and the instant I hear these words I let it slide down and very un-subtley grab her arse. Her eyes go wide in shock while I put a faux-innocence expression on my face.

    Funnily enough the hand was not slapped away..."what the fark!" she says and I just laugh in her face. The conversation continues with some boring sh1t about her friends. After a while I tell her that while I'm talking my voice is distracting her from the fact that I'm slowly moving my lips towards hers. She smiles and lets my lips just brush slightly against hers before moving away.

    So there's that.

    ...

    At lights on all our friends have gone and i'm sitting at a table finishing a beer.

    "So what's your game?". I turn around and they're both there, arms crossed, glaring.

    I forgot chicks could talk to each other. Whoops.

    ...

    Sam looks curious and asks me If I still want to go through with it. At this point everything is screaming at me ot jump into bed with them but instead I laugh.

    *ghasp!

    whoops. This wasn't a game thing, I laughed because in my mind I was about to have a three-way. So I'm sitting there looking like a tool while two hot girls who were potentially about to shag me are now confused. But how to recover?

    NO!

    The first thing that jumps into my head is "I feel neither of you are committed.

    NO NO NO NO NO! Lol

    If you want me to do this with you I feel you guys need to hook up with each other". There is silence and I swear I could here my brain should "YOU BLEW IT" inside my head.

    Then they started to hook up. Cool.

    So I watch that for awhile until I get bored. I grab Sam's hand and place it on Taylor's tits without asking. they seem okay with this and Taylor does the same without me asking. after a while of that we stripped of each other's clothes and I jumped in bed with them.

    Phew! that was an epic! pardon the long length.

    BUT MAUS! you ask. WHAT DID YOU MEAN BE TRIPPED AT THE FINISH LINE?!?!

    In my mind a threesome is supposed to be 3 people farking each other. This is not how it turned out.

    ...
    First of all, there is so much YES in the way you wrote this! I was lol-ing and even screaming at my computer while reading the end-game part!

    But I'm confused, did you fark them both? That's a threesome in my book bro ...especially if you do like whitedragon said and give it to one at a time while stimulating the other... getting her all touchin you an whatnot... mM! Down by the fire.
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    Default Re: Threesome - Tripped at the Finish line!

    Oh it was very much whipped out and taken advantage of.

    Whitedragon you mentioned a lesbian style threesome.

    That's what I want! I want that! But HOW???

    And Autismus I like the commentary - what should I have said when they asked if I still wanted a threesome?

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    Default Re: Threesome - Tripped at the Finish line!

    I agree with autismus, that was very funny. Good job bro.

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    Default Re: Threesome - Tripped at the Finish line!

    Quote Originally Posted by Maus View Post

    And Autismus I like the commentary - what should I have said when they asked if I still wanted a threesome?

    Well I'd say you should've said exactly what you did say - cuz you've had a threesome and I haven't

    Just in the moment, while I was reading I was like "No! Don't laugh! Keep a pokerface!!! Oh no and don't disqualify them now! you're way past that!!! Just go for it!" lol

    In hindsight tho if you had 'just gone for it' though then it probably would have killed it, teasing them to prove themselves was def the right move!

    Congrats again on an amazing sarge!
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    Default Re: Threesome - Tripped at the Finish line!

    I like you Maus. I don't know you at all, but I like you. You're funny, you're witty, and you're totally nuts. You're first question on the site, when everyone else is asking about how to talk to girls without puking and what they can do to get back their ex who used to cause them no small amount of hell but has suddenly become the love of their life, is "I had a threesome, but they were both all over me and I want a different kind of threesome." You're absolutely nuts man. I love it. And you're writing style is brilliant. I think we're gonna see some great things from you.

    To answer your question...I've got no earthly clue. Most people would want the threesome more about themselves, but you want it to be more about the girls. I think if you want a different experience, it all depends on your partners. Unless you find a bisexual couple who's looking to spice it up in the bedroom, this is what you're going to get. Straight girls want guys, not other girls. Thats why they're straight. You can't really change someone's sexual preference.
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “WOW...What a Ride!”

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    Default Re: Threesome - Tripped at the Finish line!

    Ah thankyou Bandit! Always lovely to hear kind words, especially after only first post.

    I feel there's a truth in your words, next time I'll look for more bisexual girls. I guess it boiled down to my desire for the ability to turn straight girls into the bisexual kind.

    Ah well. One dares to dream.

    Anyway thanks all, my question is answered and you've made me feel very welcome here.


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