Re: need help with beautiful girl from work.
Oh man awkward situation. Not sure what you want out of this. But in any awkward situation I find that just calling it out helps. Talk about the elephant in the room.
"After thinking about it I realized that I must look like a complete douche for messing with your friend before you. Wasn't my brightest moment. I should leave that out of my memoirs."
Of course I could be wrong
"All things are subject to interpretation. Whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth."