I messed up a line that I've used 1000 times and now I need a comeback.
ME: Ok now you have my number. Just try to keep the phone calls to a 1 a day minimum.
HER: hahah. why's that?
ME: *sigh* auto correct you asshole. Maximum* hahah.
HER: hahah. liar. you meant minimum.
Now what to say back? I meant maximum because that's how the line goes haha, but she's playing back.