So I met this HB9 pushing so close to HB10 it's not funny. I think that after getting to know her better she will be a HB10 in my eyes.
Anyway I met her at a club and managed to k-close and N-close. She invited me to join her the following evening but flaked during the day. I didnt let her see I was phased at all by the flake. Anyway texted her the next day and after a few short texts she flakes again. Not a problem I know she has had some bad experiences with guys so didn't push it.
Following day I send a brilliant line I think it comes from T-Mal (sorry if I'm wrong)
Me: what's going on, little swan? Your not in jail are you (because I can't afford to bail you out) ha ha
Her: haha why would I be in jail? Lol
Me: I can just tell you have a naughty side that could get you into loads of trouble
FLAKE again, dammit
Anyway was out at the shops to get some grooming products and decided to get some wax for my chest and stomach. So I use it to my advantage
Me: Hey, so check this out. I had this crazy idea today to buy wax, No problem there.... BUT I have no idea what I'm doing, and this damn thing is stuck to me now! Advise needed urgently!!!!
Within seconds I had a reply and she was killing herself laughing. Carried on small banter about what I was going through and she kept laughing. Before she could text drop me I thanked her for her advise, gave her a little nick and said chat soon. Of the 3 convos we have had since meeting this was the first time she sent the last msg.
I think this worked well because1) it was humorous, 2) it's a male looking after his appearance and ladies love that and I was fortunate enough to pick up that she isn't a fan of mustaches so I would assume the same goes with the permanent fur coat I had under my shirt.