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    Default Re: Everyones Worst Screw Ups

    Oh this could be any day of the week. Last night, for example, a really fine girl was practically in love with me, telling me she was ready to come home, would do anything, etc. Giving me the eyes, you know? It would've been the easiest pull in the world. My dumb ass is having fun and decides to make her lick my happy trail top to bottom in truth or dare while the whole bar watched and she felt humiliated. It completely killed our seductive vibe. Not long after that I realized she wasn't looking at me the same way. I still almost got her home but, as she was parking after following me home, apparently she thought better of it and drove off. I threw away a sure thing for a laugh lol

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    Default Re: Everyones Worst Screw Ups

    No, elaborate. Go into specifics so guys can learn from your mistake.
    I definitely will because i probably scraped the bottom of the barrel

    This is a clear memory for me, mainly because this lead me to pua but anyway let the lolz begin (y)

    pretty much it was my friends 19th, there was this chick there from my primary school (for the story sake we'll call her Nikki) although id never met her prior. We're at the pub, there's distance between us as we talk, try 1-2m distance which i knew at the time was a big no no, so (this is where i did good) i told Nikki and my friends to come dance, so we all went to dance for a few min, and when we got back, she sat next to me as intended - no i didn't grind her, so we fluffed for a bit, and we all went to maccas, (me, my friend, my mate, Nikki, and her friend), i remember her saying to me that one of her friends is so ugly and her bf fqcks her (lol) and there was jealousy - im taking it she wasn't getting it (AFCness decided id be pussy and change topic) so we're all having a good convo at maccas, eventually my friend who was 19 leaves, and me, my mate, her and her mate are still there, there was light kino between me and nikki except nothing dramatic, time flew. 3hours later we leave, no hug/kino nothing ------i probably should've initated some haha
    so the next day i add her on facebook, i really don't give a fqck what you guys think for doing this but i had an 8 hour almost instant convo with her - life story gone, she knew everything about me, i got her number through giving her a youtube link to that 'can have yo number' (rofl) she gave it to me, and in the same convo i tried setting up a date to which she refused, definitely needy about it, can't remember exactly but she kept saying no, and then she was like lets go get icecream, can u pick me up, so i said yeah (AFC LOL now i'd tell her to gtfo if i was faced with that) so we get icecream and she's like gtg get bread otherwise my sister will kill me - mind you she had no way of getting bread without me (#used),
    drop hero ff home, don't really speak to her until a week later where we go out clubbing, worst mistake i brought vultures with me (2 mates), they wanted her i told them no shes mine, so we were dancing just me, nikki and the friend that was 19, if i had balls she wouldve let me grind her the ioi's were there -_- but i didn't, and so cut forward nothing happened that night except the introduction of my 2 vulture "mates"

    so my birthday comes around to october and we go out to dinner (all my mates/friends / nikki), she drives me around , and then she asked me to get the waiter to get a bottle of water, i forgot about it and she was still waiting, semi pissed rofl so i got the waiter / water, and then eventually (this is the most afc thing i have done - keep in mind it was on my birthday) ---while at my house we were all watching a movie, she was like Hyp gotta go, so i met her in the hallway, and i was like "wait here"
    shes thinking "why?" so i disappear and return with a box of lint chocs (these are her favs $10 but still), i was like "thanks for driving me around" and i gave it to her, she was like no i can't take it, i insisted, "here" so she took it and we hugged, said bye but she didn't look me in the eyes when she said it she turned her head sideways and looked down (lol)............... ............SO that was the last i saw of her, and then a month if that later she was dating one of my mate vultures -_ - #brokealltherulesoft hegame --> she ended up cheating on him (lol) so he deserved that one

    on the bright side i would not go back in time and change any of that, even if i could because i wouldn't have found Mystery's VH1 seasons, and then read DD's DyD ebook which got me into a 3some (2 chicks/me) being alpha, winning over this chicks friends haha and in turn lead me on a long journey of PU

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    Default Re: Everyones Worst Screw Ups

    right after i lost my V (at 18, late bloomer) i was making out with a chick in her room. there were dolphins everywhere. like a dolphin poster, dolphin lamp, dolphin sheets, and a damn dolphin nightlight cause she was scared of the dark. that doesn't have anything to do with the story i was just blown away that someone had so much dolphin sh1t.

    anyhoot, we were making out and i said 'uhhh, are we gonna fark' like some Forrest Gump dummy and she just looks at me and goes 'ummmm no'. then we just went to sleep. even my dreams were awkward that night.

    right after that i got into pickup and thought i would try a canned opener. was talking to 2 ladies and they said 'omg we're totally sisters' and instead of going with my natural response (calling them liars) i remembered something from mystery about a test for that. i was drunk and had a really hard time remembering how it went but couldn't stop my stupid face from talking. went like this-

    "you know theres a test for that. it's..uh...oh yeah do you use shampoo? wait...thats not it.what kinda shampoo you use? dammit thats not it either. its something about shampoo."

    they did that 2 girl 'omg this guy is an idiot' look to each other and i just said 'fark' and walked away.

    Lessons learned-

    never ask for sex it sounds desperate. i don't mean rape but know how to read a woman.

    don't use canned openers but if you do, remember all the words.

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    Default Re: Everyones Worst Screw Ups

    Old thread and I haven't been on here in awhile so thought I'd reply anyway.
    Last Tuesday I'm out with my buddy at a local pub, having some shots and I've been dating this girl for about 6 weeks, things were going ok with the exception of her insecurities and a few trust issues which I had to throw up in her face after this incident. 2 girls came in the bar and instantly started staring at me, the one kept asking me to sit next to her but I just kept my cool, I really didn't want to screw shit up with the girl I've been dating, but here I am on this forum once again.

    I finally start talking to this girl just out of boredom and my buddy being the idiot he is bought both of them drinks, more than once. So after a while I figured hey, he's buying them drinks, they are both into me so why not see if I can be a match maker for the night, not that I wanted to do anything, although I'm sure it would have ended that way if I let it. I asked if they wanted to take the party elsewhere - my house or theirs, not thinking of what came next, even after I told the one chick I'm seeing someone so I'm not trying to hook up.

    My girl shows up about 10-15 minutes later with her friend after texting me all night and wow, she knows one of these chicks. Instantly that girl tells her I was hitting on them all night and buying them drinks, trying to get them to go home with me, so she says she is done.... All a bunch of BS but whatever. She storms out the door without saying another word to me which kind of pissed me off, let's be honest... it really pissed me off. I punched the door and busted a knuckle open in front of her and her friend out of pure rage (the shots of whiskey didn't help one bit).

    The next few days end in arguing text messages, her trying to get me to come beg for forgiveness. I finally got fed up and just straight up told her she's fu**ing insecure, has major trust issues and anything else that came to mind that bothers me about her, not like i was trying to hook up with those girls, they were coming onto me but what can I do. Anyway, I finally did give her an apology and we had some great makeup sex, but still on shaky ground and I don't know if I even want to be with her now but it's hard to say no when it's that much fun, she is a freak.

    Studying up on here to put her in her place without being a total dick about it and maybe break it off with her with some dignity or let her break it off (which isn't going to happen unless I straight up cheat, not my style) or it already would have, but hey, I'll enjoy it while it lasts and hopefully learn a few new tricks in the process.
    Was tied down too long! Time to play the game some more


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