So im not trying to drink alone, but I have uh..been contemplating going out this weekend to a few bars as a One Man Army and trying to make a few number closes and then just heading home, or I guess f-closing if possible, duh.
Reasons why Im contemplating the OMA:
My friends that go out keep to themselves and stand around and drink and then leave and get food and sleep. Rinse and repeat for the weekend.
If we get together as like 6-7 guys, well, there ain't a chance in hell on of them isn't going to scare whatever girl off.
I'm uh, unaffected (in a sense) by AA atm, so Im really willing to open on any girl whos alone...but thats like day game. Im talking night game here. Where the bitch shields are up and they roll in cliques.
I only have one friend whos good with women that we could 2 man it. Problem is he is the most fail wingman ever. Long story short hes a pro at making girls change their mind about you within seconds of laughing and being interested in you.
Not a great friend, and an awful wingman lol.
What I need:
Main objective is how to approach and execute a number close with success when I am 1 and they are many...
Any suggestions as to how to go about this whole idea? Anyone done it before? I feel like it'd have to be initiated with a little innocent lie (if she was alone i feel this might work) like "yah im here waiting for my buddy and hes not showing up so i figured Id talk some sh1t about him, you know? What would you do with a friend like that?" And then maybe check my phone when its time to number close and be like "oh well speak of the asshole, he wants me to meet him somewhere else haha. Im going to _____ instead though, he can meet me if he really cares, gotta go though nice talking, mind if I get your number and maybe you can be my friend for the night next time this scrub ditches me?"
I dunno thats all speculation - and I wouldnt want to bounce saying I was going to meet this imaginary friend cuz I feel like thats pretty beta being that I would technically be accepting the defeat of him leaving me there, therefore Id just claim to be going elsewhere but could still use his imaginary text as a queue to number close and get out at the right time.
Need help here, any is appreciated. What would a top notch PUA do? I know this has to have been done and probably the best of the best can roll alone no problem and f-close constantly despite girls being in packs and so shielded from any approaching men especially if its just one.