Not making this sh1t up... still not sure exactly how I did it, but I just n-closed a perfect 10 stripper at a high end club in town. Got it at the very end of the night, place closing down so no more $$ in it for her, unless she is trying to pull in a new regular.
I figured she was gaming me the whole night, went total DGAF and I think that's what helped. I'm still skeptical though. Spent a little over 300 on her (not bad compared to some other nights out, you don't want to know my record high) and at the end she was even asking if I wanted to keep going / she didn't want to just take my money. She also claimed that I was the first guy that she's gotten in trouble for (which did happen, not buying it that I was the first) and the first time she has closed out the club with a guy. Again, still don't know what is real and what is game with this kind of girl. I guess I just see them as professional liars.
I fake number tested it (came up with this on the fly, not sure if this is already a strategy out there)... after she entered her (supposedly real) name and number in my phone, I remembered the last two digits, and then hit delete twice. Went back and said, wait, what are the last two? She grabbed my phone and entered back in the right digits. My buddy I was with told me to just call it real quick and hang up to save it, I did. Not even thinking it went through, my phone rings a min later and sure enough, it's her. I'm in shock at this point... I just play it cool, tell her I hit call instead of save and I'd talk to her later.
Ok, there's the executive summary, but now what the F do I do? I can't believe I got a real number off a smoking hot stripper (and I wasn't drunk), but I'm still a beginner at this. I want to close this deal, and while I can't see myself dating a stripper, a FWB would rock.