Re: How to approach a girl you kno wants the D already
The other ones are alright. Try something light and fun:
Originally Posted by dondon
There you go. This shit isn't rocket science. Just say something ridiculous and stupid and then rinse and repeat.
- "Hey, don't think I didn't notice you eyeballing me :P"
- "I wish you'd stop undressing me with your eyes while I'm working, it makes it hard to concentrate! "
- "Hey you! Do you always add gorgeous guys on Facebook and then wait for them to say hello?"
- "Hey, you should come say hello next time you see me instead of staring at me all night from across the room :P"
- "You want to know what's so weird? How we add people we like on Facebook instead of going up to them and saying 'Hello'"
- "I'm trying to figure out what I should wear for my next show and thought, this girl [her name] has good style. Should I go with the pink tutu or the grass hula skirt?"
- "Hey, how'd you like the show? I noticed you couldn't take your eyes off of me :P"
- "I was going to start some witty conversation with you, but then I decided to say screw it and skip right to asking you out for coffee. [Such and such a place] at [such and such a time]?"
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