Ok so I taught my mate some basic game and despite needing a bit of pushing he's doing well.... too well.

Basically, he has now slept with both his housemates, 3 days apart.... yeah, awkward! He is now having to move out after a heated argument.

Now I gave him one piece of advice, which he didn't take, before everything else which I will impart to you now:

Don't Shit Where You Eat!