Right I'm texting this HB9 at the minute and basically she asked how my day was going so I told her this weird story that genuinely happened:
HB8: What are you up to today?
Me: Having a very surreal day, my boss just started yelling "pussy pussy pussy, I liked the taste" at full volume in the middle of a busy trade expo... I'm super embarrassed.
HB8: ..... yeah you're gonna have to elaborate on that one lol, I thought the show was about food??!
Me: it's an energy drink called pussy, he took a sip then just started proclaiming his love... at full volume!
HB8: OHHHHH yeah pussy. Cheapo energy drink!!! haha been there before!! Did you buy any? I bet you like the taste a little bit. x
How do I proceed from here? The last comment is open for soo much innuendo but I don't want to over do it. Is there a way I can go for this without looking like a creep?
Help needed : )