I do it in this sorta way:
Me: so you have a lot of muppets try to hit on u then?
HB: hmmm sometimes
Me: so what's the worst line you've ever heard
HB: Blaa Blaa Blaa
Me: that's brilliant, I bet he was all slouched over and looking at his shoes from the fear of talking to a pretty girl right?
HB: yeah was really weird
Me: did he do the whole hover hand thing.......
HB : a bit yeah :/
Me: it's great how little idea most guys have about women......
And just continue in that sorta way describing silly things guys do, why they shouldn't do it etc. calibrate it correctly tho or you come across as a twat lol