I'll try my best to keep you updated, though do you really want it via this thread or via PM?"down to a tee" = Perfected.
Dry sarcastic wit = your style of humor. I.e with the joke about it being cold.
Don't panic, these are good things.
Backing off from the texting is probably a strengthening thing to do, I have done the same and it has had good results. But yeah, it would be really good if the next contact was a conversation in person. I have every belief that you have the conversational skill to strike something up and for it to be funny. This is something a lot of guys strife for a very long time trying to master. Conversational wit is priceless in seduction (Both Sasha and Neil Strauss are or have been comedians, and just look at how they do.)
I'm intrigued now as to see how this goes, I have this urge to know whether or not I'm right that It'll go naturally well. Will you please keep us updated on the situation via this thread?