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    Default Farting in front of a chick... HELP.

    So... It's a sh*tty deal but I'm sure you all have felt my pain at one point or another. This is somewhat gritty so bear with me..

    I was at this HBs house... I had just ate Red Robin and drank a couple shock tops so I had stuff brewing in the gut. We farked then we called it a night. I laid there... Clenching my ass cheeks together the ENTIRE night. I had work at 6... Got NO sleep... and was hating life the next day. I went to the restroom during the night... But never could release quite the way I could while lying down for a bit.

    So here is my question... How do you introduce farting into your relationships? I feel like this is something I should have introduced earlier to prevent this kind of situation...

    For the life of me I can't remember how I introduced it into previous relationships.

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    Default Re: Farting in front of a chick... HELP.

    Ummm, okay... This is interesting.

    Anyways, I have no idea why you are holding them in. Passing gas is a bodily function, and everybody does it. It is not something where you're like "I now declare this relationship to involve flatulence". No, it's already there whether you like it or not.

    She's most likely already done it, although more discreetly or when you are not looking. Just go ahead and do it, and be like "What, it's a bodily function. You do it too" and then tease around with her about it. If she does it, then tease her. Plain and simple, end of story.
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    Default Re: Farting in front of a chick... HELP.

    It's all in your attitude. I have a friend who is getting married in 3 months and he still has not farted around his soon to be wife. Don't be him. I work at school with a ton of women. So I'm surrounded by them all day. You'll be surprised about some of the kind of sh1t they talk about. If you fart, just own up to it with a loveable smile on your face. Then if she gets grossed out that's when you joke on her. Like Nike, just do it!

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    Default Re: Farting in front of a chick... HELP.

    Lol I can relate. I remember one time I sleeping over a girl's place and I had to fart so bad. Just go to the bathroom and fart.

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    Default Re: Farting in front of a chick... HELP.

    Even on the first time kicking it with her? I mean... I'm all for what you guys are saying... But there's gotta be some sort of grace period lol. This was my first night with her.

    I guess I should just avoid grub overload until 2nd date haha
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    Default Re: Farting in front of a chick... HELP.

    Hahaha, this is so funny! It is all about your attitude as someone said above though. I have this FWB now that I've been hanging out with for a couple months, and I think even on the first or second date I would jsut let them rip. I have no shame when it comes to burping or farting, I MAKE SURE to say excuse me though.

    With regards to the attitude you need, as with most hings PUA, just make it fun and playful. Sometimes ill blame it on her, sometimes i blame it on those barking spiders. Other times I warn her if it stinks. A key is to feel out their personality though, if a girl can't be comfortable and weird(see be herself) then it may not work.


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