Re: Farting in front of a chick... HELP.
Ummm, okay... This is interesting.
Anyways, I have no idea why you are holding them in. Passing gas is a bodily function, and everybody does it. It is not something where you're like "I now declare this relationship to involve flatulence". No, it's already there whether you like it or not.
She's most likely already done it, although more discreetly or when you are not looking. Just go ahead and do it, and be like "What, it's a bodily function. You do it too" and then tease around with her about it. If she does it, then tease her. Plain and simple, end of story.
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