Alright fellas, this HB9 and I have been talking on and off on FB for the past 2 weeks or so. Long time, I know, I'm not worried about it though. I messaged her last Wednesday and here's how it went.
Me: Dear, big dork, I'm feeling some ice cream this Friday. Roll with me! Sincerely, the real slim shady.
HB: How do I know your not some crazy weird psycho stalker?!?!!!
Me: ... exactly why I picked an ice cream place. Somewhere low key and in public in case you're nuts!
HB: Too bad I worked for 7 hours Friday and 6 today...$/&/$:8/jajsf!
Me: Awwweeee, poor little baby! Let me play something for you on the world's smallest violin *rolls eyes*. Cupcake, you're talking to the wrong guy when it comes to sympathy over work. Try serving dumb ass people who want "extra Ranch!" for 30 hours in 3 days.
HB: Hahahahah Shuttup mr.Krabs! Where do you work?? 30 hours in 3 days that's ridiculous
Me: Longhorn at the mills. Waiter hours suuuck!
HB: Awweh :// Maybe I'll come visit you sometime!
Me: No, stay home . At least until I figure out your crazy level...
She didn't message me back until last night (took her 3 days). Last night she messaged me this...
HB: haha just realized I never answered you when you followed me on instagram lolllll
I viewed the message this morning so she knew I saw it, but I haven't messaged back yet haha. Where should I go with this and how do you think it's going? I feel pretty confident about it so far.