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    Default Chat Thread (+ requested further info)

    Alright fellas, this HB9 and I have been talking on and off on FB for the past 2 weeks or so. Long time, I know, I'm not worried about it though. I messaged her last Wednesday and here's how it went.

    Me: Dear, big dork, I'm feeling some ice cream this Friday. Roll with me! Sincerely, the real slim shady.

    HB: How do I know your not some crazy weird psycho stalker?!?!!!

    Me: ... exactly why I picked an ice cream place. Somewhere low key and in public in case you're nuts!

    HB: Too bad I worked for 7 hours Friday and 6 today...$/&/$:8/jajsf!

    Me: Awwweeee, poor little baby! Let me play something for you on the world's smallest violin *rolls eyes*. Cupcake, you're talking to the wrong guy when it comes to sympathy over work. Try serving dumb ass people who want "extra Ranch!" for 30 hours in 3 days.

    HB: Hahahahah Shuttup mr.Krabs! Where do you work?? 30 hours in 3 days that's ridiculous

    Me: Longhorn at the mills. Waiter hours suuuck!

    HB: Awweh :// Maybe I'll come visit you sometime!

    Me: No, stay home . At least until I figure out your crazy level...

    She didn't message me back until last night (took her 3 days). Last night she messaged me this...

    HB: haha just realized I never answered you when you followed me on instagram lolllll


    I viewed the message yesterday morning so she knew I saw it, but I haven't messaged back yet haha. Where should I go with this and how do you think it's going? I feel pretty confident about it so far.

    Thanks, Bimmer.



    For those who requested the conversation before this part:

    Me:Ok you accepted my friend request request, now I know you can be trusted. Let's go rob that bank.

    HB: Hahaha yeah uhm about that... I happen to be busy. Sorry pal

    Me: Hey whatever, buddy. It's ok anyway, you're a brunette.. nothing but trouble.

    HB: Pffft you don't know the half of it

    HB: Just kidding! I'm innocent

    Me: Haha! That's what they all say. You probably "don't take long to get ready" either.

    HB: Actually I don't even like prepare myself for school loll I look like a bum everyday.

    Me: Schools beat anyway. Some days I don't even wear pants.

    HB: Hahahaha same. I free ball it

    Me: I thought I noticed a bulge in your pants.. You're name is really, Nate, isn't it?

    HB: Well.. Nathaniel but Nate for short of course

    I ignored her for a few hours until that afternoon, then messaged her with..

    Me: You'll never believe what just happened....

    HB: WHAAAT!

    Me: First off, I had ice cream, then I had Primanti Bros., then I had olive garden dessert.... Then I had ice cream again... SUCKERRRR!

    HB: ... Go fuck yourself
    HB: I love I've cream more then anything ((
    HB: Hahahaha I'm soo jealous

    Me: Don't even get me started on ice cream. That was my favorite dessert first...

    HB: Hahaha I love ice cream! Thanks for taking me ya big jerk

    Me: Easy, sassy pants, we have to message some more first, just so I can make sure you're not crazy.

    HB: Haha well... I mean I'm a little crazy.

    Me: Maybe we shouldn't get ice cream. Being with someone of my caliber may throw you into an attack & I'll have to put you in the straight jacket again.

    HB: Looks like we're just gonna have to to and find out

    Me: I'll bring my taser! I could go for some chocolate soft serve.

    HB: Taser!? :O
    HB: Uhh yeah actually I forgot I have a uhm... Funeral on that day. Sorry cant make it

    Me: That works out great for me because I'm probably going to have conjunctivemelito that week. We might be able to when I'm better though, & if you don't strike out.

    HB: Conjunctivemelito huh? Funny never heard of it. Must be rare.but yeah I shouldn't strike out that day don't have any a Hesiod baseball games

    Me: I wouldn't be surprised if you did. You can barely put a sentence together....

    HB: Hahaha shutup autocorrect screws me over

    Me: Just as long as that's the only thing screwing you, Sicko.

    HB: Ccome on terd... You should know me and autocorrect are in love


    Then I never messaged her back. So there you have it! Feel free to send me some feed back!

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    Default Re: Chat Thread (+ requested further info)

    this looks pretty good to me, you have a pretty good vibe going, but I must warn you that if you're always goofy she will see you as being "superficial", or as a "dancing monkey" so don't try to hard, just set up a date and get her to meet you irl before you run out of material to run. she seems quite receptive to your flirting, but you need to build some comfort (I think you have made it to comfort stage) so try to set up the meet and have some reel conversation that's not just teasing back and fourth.

    btw, I noticed that you are in pittsburge, wich is only an hour away from where I live, maybe we could sarge together sometime

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    Default Re: Chat Thread (+ requested further info)

    Yea, this looks like it's in the middle of the course where guys come onto the forums and go "We were having so much fun, and then she stopped talking to me". You have to get in a date soon, or otherwise you're going to run out of gas. When you run out of gas, your run with her is over.
    "There is no better than adversity. Every defeat, every heartbreak, every loss, contains its own seed, its own lesson on how to improve your performance the next time." - Malcolm X

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    Default Re: Chat Thread (+ requested further info)

    I agree, a date is main objective of our next convo. Thanks for the feedback!

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    Default Re: Chat Thread (+ requested further info)

    Quote Originally Posted by meteora View Post
    this looks pretty good to me, you have a pretty good vibe going, but I must warn you that if you're always goofy she will see you as being "superficial", or as a "dancing monkey" so don't try to hard, just set up a date and get her to meet you irl before you run out of material to run. she seems quite receptive to your flirting, but you need to build some comfort (I think you have made it to comfort stage) so try to set up the meet and have some reel conversation that's not just teasing back and fourth.

    btw, I noticed that you are in pittsburge, wich is only an hour away from where I live, maybe we could sarge together sometime
    Sounds good to me, man. Message me sometime you're in town or planning to be and maybe we can meet up.


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