Re: How do you describe your job in an interesting way?
My favorite thing to say is something like this.
Her: So what do you do?
Me: Can you keep a secret?
Me: I'm serious. If I tell you you can't tell anyone or I'll get into trouble.(Make it an overly big deal. Take it over the top and it is funnier. Lol)
Her: Ok. Lol
Me: Ok. I am an alien sent down to Earth to study female human sex organs. You really can't tell anyone or I'll be demoted back to probing duty and if I have to stick a metal rod up one more dirty farmers ass then I'm going to kill myself.
You can take that in so many different directions and it is fun for everyone. Hope this helps you out man.
Any of you guys in the Dayton Oh area let me know and we will sarge.