Re: Got my first number ! - I need you guys.
Ok so this is your first number in years, or ever. It doesn't matter. What matters is if you're trying so hard to text her something witty, or make sure your D1 goes perfectly, it will go to shit. Trust me. You are one cool motherfarker and you should act like it. A lot of us wonder and sometimes worry about what to say to a girl via text because we have so much more time to think and in turn we end up over analyzing it. DO NOT DO THAT. Don't even think about it. If you can't come up with something interesting to text her with, call her and make it playful! "Hey, I'm planning on going out tonight but it would be awesome if we grabbed a drink(or something) beforehand and we can hang out a bit! What do you say meet at 9:06 at wherever?" Do whatever you want to do. Make sure it is cool though and not a boring generic date. Coffee or drinks is fine but make sure it's interesting and that she has a good time.
Be the alpha. And the omega. But never the beta. Hah that's a good one actually.
"You know what my dream for this summer is? To have all the girls that you and I have farked this summer out on the SS Vagina."
"That is the dream. It'll be one big mess of bad decisions and failed relationships."
"We're the guys you don't introduce your parents to."