Re: Tinder First Response
I say the exact same thing to everyone asking these sorts of questions. It doesn't matter what you say. Obviously that isn't great advice, but when you're first starting out you need to find what works for you. You need to learn how to be funny and cocky outside of telling jokes.
"Hey speed demon I don't know how you can ride those things(jet skis). I got flung off of one a few years ago and I swore I wouldn't touch them. Maybe you can get me liking them again"
Say something about how awesome her sombrero is.
In the immortal words of T-Mal, "Stop Being A Pussy, Go Direct!"
I use Tinder a lot just for improving my text game and the best thing you can do there is compliment the girl on something. You're both there to date right?
"You know what my dream for this summer is? To have all the girls that you and I have farked this summer out on the SS Vagina."
"That is the dream. It'll be one big mess of bad decisions and failed relationships."
"We're the guys you don't introduce your parents to."