Okay soo i've been talking to this girl online and she is almost a perfect 10 like one of the best looking girls I've ever seen, we had a pretty solid conversation going and when I asked her out I got the dreaded "Hmmm I'll think about it" response, and I've been stewing over a funny response all night and I've got nothing, I'll copy and paste our conversation do give some background:
ME: fine ill say hi first, whats up ya hipster? (she has very indie style)
HB: Hey! me a hipster?! haha ya right!
ME: Yeah you're right i guess those high waisted shorts in your picture don't look THAT good on you
HB: HAHAH oh you're too kind
ME: yeah I get that a lot, I don't know why i even started talking to you, I can't stand pina coladas orrr getting caught in the rain
(her bio is a quote from the song "If you like pina coladas… blah blah blah)
HB: Hahah weird, I actually hate pina coladas, but I do love the rain and getting caught in it
ME: Good, so how about this weekend YOU buy ME a real drink and we'll save getting caught in the rain for another time?
HB: Hmmm Ill think about it.
AAAAAAND IM STUCK!!
WHATDYA GUYS THINK??