Re: Daddy Issues!
"Is his friend still angry about not being able to see his forehead?"
"So did he ever hook up with that girl who lived in the tree?"
"So...you're what you get when you cross a sponge and a squirrel?"
"And I'm bubble buddy! I've missed him so much!"
Possibilities are endless - if she's being a b*tch, feel free to say whatever you want. Although, I would call her out on it and say her people skills suck and make fun of her because I'm a jerk.
Always leave her better than you found her.