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Thread: Daddy Issues!

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    Default Daddy Issues!

    I tried talking to a HB9 and this is how it went.

    ME: Hey what's your name?

    HB9: f**k off I have a boyfriend.

    ME: That's a long name. I'll call you Pineapple instead. Hi Pineapple I'm Nate.

    HB9: I'm not interested Nate.

    ME: Why do you hate guys?

    HB9: Why is it your business?

    ME: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

    HB9: My dad.

    *Then I blanked out* If this ever happens to me again. What is a good comeback/banter for this?

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    Default Re: Daddy Issues!

    "Is his friend still angry about not being able to see his forehead?"

    "So did he ever hook up with that girl who lived in the tree?"

    "So...you're what you get when you cross a sponge and a squirrel?"

    "And I'm bubble buddy! I've missed him so much!"

    Possibilities are endless - if she's being a b*tch, feel free to say whatever you want. Although, I would call her out on it and say her people skills suck and make fun of her because I'm a jerk.
    Always leave her better than you found her.


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