So I've been texting this girl I met online and maaaan. It's like when the universe showered the human race with sense of humor, she was all covered in protective plastic.
Her: (She NEGGED me hard with somewhere along the lines of ugly or something I can't remember the exact words)
Me: *looks at the mirror* Nah, still a chick magnet
Her:Oh please, more like "d1ck magnet"
Me: Haha that's actually true. I'm a chick and d1ck magnet.
I'm not a fag... I'm super fag. I;m so fag I can't see straight. My ringtone is "It's raining men!" And I love all twilight films. I'm team Jacob! So yeah. I'm not a fag. I'm thuper fag.
(Again I used this line but I Still can't remember who it came from. This is GOLD!)
Her: OMG you too much
Me: I know right? Thanks for noticing
Her: Go lay down CapPickup
Me: Stop being unfair. What's your name? (I call her by her "Screen name")
Her: *Her name*
Didn't i tell you?
Me: Like the goddess. You know what it means?
Nah but you did tell me all about *Screen name*
Goddess of childbirth
Me: Haha "Queen of heaven" sounds prettier though (:
Her: e.e no
Me: Yes and i have no idea what that face means
No. I like my "goddess of marriage and child birth"
So, go away CapPickup.
Me: Haha I like your...style. I'm making you my new "PIG" (Pretend Internet Girlfriend) lol
Her: I dont know if Gould be offended or...?
Me: Why would you be offended by that? haha
Her: The abbreviation..?
Me: Heyyy that's me being sweet... PIG :*
Her: Fu, FAG
Me: Awww we already have sweet nicknames for each other! We'd make such a lovely couple.
Her: I doubt that
Me: Gosh! Grandma do you really take everything seriously? :*
Her: Kill yourself
Me: You're lovely. Were you always this nice?
Basically she has no idea how to:
1. have a fun conversation
2. Use those damn smileys correctly hahaha
So how do you actually handle this kinds of females?
Should I text her again?
Okay in my defense, She was being rude in our first few texts so I had to go asshole mode, just a little bit though. hahah
Thanks guys. May the force be with your game.