So first off, this is completely true. I went out to a dance club with my ex girlfriend and we both had been drinking a bit too much.
As I excused myself to the bathroom and when I cam back there were these 3 guys trying to score with my girl and dance with her. My ex pretty much jumped on me when I came back and we started dancing again.
The guys tried to get my girl's attention by dancing towards her and trying to touch her in the arm. I finally got in one if the dude's face and he shoved me real hard and I kind of lost control and fell backwards. So pretty much my ex started to cuss out the guys at the top of her lungs and the bouncers threw the boys out.
I usually tell the story as it is. I've previously had the desired effect in the past and got the girls asking "damn how hot was she".
But today it fell completely flat and the one of the chicks said that my girl had to pretty much save my ass. So what do you guys think?