Made a funny title that would get attention, but still focused on the topic. Let me preface this post with a disclaimer: I am a random guy on the internet, with a random screen name, and this post is not about bragging because it's a random internet thread. It's about advice, and if anything in the below pisses you off then shut the fuck up and move on to the next thread.
So now that that's out of the way here's my story.
I was a super tall and skinny computer dork back in the day. Huge glasses, zits, and I loved final fantasy and world of warcraft. I had horrible skin and smelled bad and was a jerk to people and actually thought that I could only get girls if I had muscles. I was a legitimate stereotype completely blinded by myself.
Fortunately I'm a Cinderella story showing what can happen when you start taking care of yourself. I started working out, got rid of the glasses, and started trying to mack on woman after my buddy showed me the game book. It turns out my height is a good thing, and some chicks like skinny. It's amazing but after being an f-close virgin for 25 years I had sex for the first time about a year ago, and it's been rolling in ever since. Life is good.
I would take girls home and have all the physical things memorized but things always ended up with f-closes so I thought that physical things were just so easy. Anyways, there is one thing that every girl has said to me. It's along the lines of, "Wow, your dick is huge." I thought at first these girls were being polite but I slowly realized, after not being able to fit it in an Asian girl, that they might actually be telling the truth. I realized that any girl that actually felt my dick when we were making out has had sex with it, and the girl I'm hooking up with now goes to a pretty great extent to show me I'm huge, going far enough to show me a convo she had with her friend when we first started hooking up where she told her friend "BIGGEST DICK EVER" that she never intended to show me.
Now naturally I am psyched to be putting these pieces together, but I'm also a little bummed. I mean I can't come right out and say, "hey, yeah I have a huge dick." My game is solid, but this is an asset that is being underutilized right now. Does anyone here have any ideas on how to drop your size into the conversation in a way that doesn't sound like you're trying to overcompensate?