I'm 19 and have never been with a girl before. Ever. I've been approached once by someone online (I was CLUELESS: I was told by a friend that we'd been doing a 'flirty-flirty thing' in the chatroom, and genuinely, I was thinking "What, we were?"). We had a sort of an over-the-phone thing for a while before it all petered out.
It's not that I'm unattractive: I'm unmuscular but slim and tall and I've been told that I have an attractive face. I don't have big confidence issues, either. I can approach people and chat with people about things and all that. And I've been told by basically everybody I know that I'm a really likeable guy. Not hugely smooth or anything, but genuine and (I'm told) interesting. So I make friends quite easily.
Especially with middle-aged people. I'm quite good at making friends with middle-aged people. Sigh.
I've been brought up super super conservatively. Girls were taboo. The idea of having a girlfriend... forget it. I essentially had to come out as liking girls (Imagine that! I was more comfortable with homosexuality than heterosexuality... pretty sure my parents didn't have that outcome in mind lol)
Well, now I've decided that I want to get laid. I don't really care how, or with who (as long as she's reasonably good-looking, obviously. Medium/long-term relationships aren't even on the agenda at this point.
There's several things standing in the way of getting laid.
Issue 1. Staying out really late isn't an option. I'm staying with my conservative parents and they don't want me traipsing around in the middle of the night. Moving out or saying 'fuck you, I'm doing what I want' is not an option at this stage.
Issue 2. Furthermore, I'd (likely) be kicked out if my parents found out that I'm going around getting in bed with girls. This is not an option (see Issue 1).
Issue 3. So I'm doing day game now. But I'm rubbish at it. The best I've been able to muster up is courage to ask girls for directions to places, and etc. Basically, at this point my game's really, really indirect. I don't even know a single one of my targets' names yet: I can't bring myself to ask. I've been trying to get into conversations with people, but openers are difficult.
So, for instance, today I sat down at a bench with a really pretty girl. Opposite side of the bench entirely. And then I looked away: "shitshitshit I can't possibly just plonk myself next to her and start chatting that would be creepy and it would be transparent that I'm hitting on her shitshitshit". And then I wasn't able to initialize contact after that, not after spending like two minutes pretending to ignore her her. Eventually I just stood up and walked away.
On the other hand, I did make a great middle-aged friend after going home from an afternoon of frustrated sarging.
This is all pretty pathetic and repressed I know. So I'd like concrete advice on how to get to start a conversation with a girl. Should I just man up and go "Hi, I thought you look great and had to say hi?" That sounds terrifying and disasterous. I'm really not bad at chatting, even with complete strangers, but a) opening conversations is hard and b) I'm almost certain I'd seem really really awkward being Direct. So right now I'm gunning for Indirect, somehow. But that's hard to initiate.
Issue 4: Even supposing I manage to pick up a girl, right? What happens? I can't take them back to my place because my parents (or my sibling) would know. See Issue 2. So I go back to their place, presumably. Right. But then what about condoms? I can't just have them lying around my house, because then my parents would likely find them and then once again see Issue 2. And what about logistics and not-going-traipsing-around-in-the-middle-of-the-night?
So yes. Concrete advice about all of this (especially #3 and #4) would be very very much appreciated. Thanks!