Thought this would be a good thread for all of us to gain material.
What is a shit test girls give you and your response?
For example (and they don't have to all be about peacock gear)
When a girl makes fun and asks why I am wearing a tie. My response is "I needed something to tie your wrists up with tonight"
This simple question could ruin a set if you don't have a witty comeback or you take offense.
So post your own examples and suggest responses to other others. So we will all have a large repertoire of material to use.