Did you know that atoms get excited when their electrons are excited to a higher state?

Of course you did...

People are the same way!

I know I am... Whatever gets me out of the mundane and to something "new," or possibly exciting is an interesting and rare experience...

Girls (at least the high value ones) socialize a lot... So it might take something special to excite their electron (life) to a higher state...

What have you done that has done this? Obviously sex... But anything else? Anything that led to that?

How do I EXCITE them more than the other guys who are just asking about their school, etc?

And, if you answer, please be a guy who gets laid rather than one of the virgins asking for advice...