How's this for a Chat up line!
I've recently had my eyes on this Girl who works in a Charity Shop and although She is only a 7 She's got a great sense of humour which seems quite a good match for mine.
It started off when I bought a High end Office Chair of the type I have wanted to find for ages, that has an adjustable back that stays in position, rather than the spring type which I hate.
This Girl had me trying it out in the Charity Shop and when I pulled one of the levers, it dropped like a Stone with me sitting on it! which had her in fits of uncontrollable laughter.
So I have been constantly teasing her, that She had set me up and knew that was going to happen and this was the start of building up a great rapport between us.
At which point I pulled out this Chat up line from nowhere.
First of all I told her that I wanted the Chair for my Bedroom as it was exactly the same Colour as the walls (True!)
Then after a bit of 'Cheeky Chat' I asked her what her Favourite Position was in Bed.
And She said and I quote 'I really love it doggy style, where I'm taken from behind'
To which I replied, 'That's not what I meant' 'Do you prefer Sleeping on your Back or on your Side'?
She went as red as a traffic light! as I had completely ambushed her and She fell for it.
The look on her face was just priceless and after She had got over the shock and started laughing about it, I spared her Blushes by saying, 'What time do you finish working' 'I'm taking you out tonight'
And I did I got a date!
The direct approach worked better than than this 'Softly, Softly' stuff, as at least you know where you stand and its one of my favourite methods of getting a date.
But I will very definately use that 'Chat up line again' on someone else.
The Power in a Relationship always goes to the one who cares the least