So after doing a lot of reading lately I have become how aware girls actually feel things when you say them, empathy.
Well that led me to think of this line that has this sort of set-up that keeps building tension until the bitter end:
"I would swim across the pacific ocean with a 45lb dumbbell strapped to my nuts where the only source of air I had to breathe smelt like raw milk just to take shots with you at the bar over Skype"
There is a lot of fine tuning one could do do this, a few examples shown below. I've done this a lot recently at the bars and have had great feedback. I know this line keeps her hooked in once I start, but to get her to start talking to me, my first approach I need something. Maybe it should is as simple as "Wow you are gorgeous"
"Wow...your smile is gorgeous. I would run a marathon with a 45lb dumbell strapped to my nuts where the only hydration source was the sweat off of the first workout of the Biggest Loser cast just to have lunch with you over Skype."
Of course I am using a lot of bodylanguage tactics here. Not standing straight up as if I am serious. A sly smile, hand movements and when I say things like swim across the pacific I point away from us to emphasize its length.