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    Rappa is offline Aspiring PUA
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    Question Help! Moved in with bisexual lezbian,

    So I just moved in with girl who when I met her it was for dating pourposes. she was looking for guy! but then she says shes a lezbian and that she can sleep go up to a guy or a girl when ever and sleep with them. But here I am, in need of a place to stay and she lets me stay with her, she rearanged her whole living room for me, she cleaned like a mad man for 2 days after telling me she lives like a slob and never cleans up. Shes even got stack of penthouses in the living room which she likes for the lezbian sceans. but honestly, she's even seemed to be getting all dressed up for me (at least on one occasion). But I can't figure out how to fuck her! I've tried, when she asked what I wanted to do one day I straight up told her I wanted to have sex, but no luck. She even masterbates in the other room but I can hear the vibrator. So WTF is goin on here? I've been here for a week now and shes not coming-on to me, my attempts go nowhere.

    I have to admit I am treading lightly because without her assistance here I'd be homeless, and the last chic who took me in (a pornstar who got more notoriety for fucking a celebrity) kicked me out when things got sexually awkward (in case your wondering: I had asked for the results of the hiv tests she claimed to be taking every 21 days for the industry, but she refused and got insulted at my need to make sure the sickly porn-star I was fucking wasn't going to infect me, which only made me doubt her status more).

    Anyway, back to my current situation, I know the desperation of homelessness is not a turn on, but seriously, this can't just be about keeping me off the street can it? Some part of her has got to want to fuck me right, I mean we did meat under the guise of dating before my life turned to shit again? I mean I know my dick doesn't vibrate but its warm and real and attached to a full-body playmate, so WTF? What would you do?

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    Default Re: Help! Moved in with bisexual lezbian,

    First off, I don't see why a pornstar or lesbian would want to let you live with her for free. Who finds a bum to be attractive?

    Now assuming you are telling the truth about the "LESBIAN", that's with a S not a Z, I would say this: Stay out of her way. If you honestly are good looking enough for her to let you live with her for free then try taking off your shirt like you would if you lived alone.

    Flirt with her, start a whip cream fight, something. Suggest you have a get together with some friends. I mean, this is a no brainer. You don't just farking ask her. Lesbians are all about the foreplay, because that's almost ALL THEY HAVE.

    Also: You sound like an idiot or a liar, I can't decide which.
    Last edited by dixiewhiskey; 03-20-2011 at 11:16 PM.

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    Rappa is offline Aspiring PUA
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    Default Re: Help! Moved in with bisexual lezbian,

    First off, I wasn't a bum, I was a young guy with an attractive body. I'd been out of my home for 2 weeks but was blessed enough to have a friend with a construction site that had 4 walls with no insulation, part of a roof, and bathroom that he'd keep working with the electric water heater, all i had to do was help demolish the rest of the house. The porn star had been hiring for a live-in assistant, when I found myself on the street shortly after an interview with her that had gone well, I came begging, and she being of generally good nature (most of the time) took me in. I helped her get her sh1t together (her life was a mess), and she was supposedly going to help me by eventually paying me (I did get a few hundred for moving all her stuff from one room to another and running an errand for her) after about 2 weeks it was new years eve, she wanted some company, I wanted to know that she was hiv-, long story short she seduced me, I got pissed at my self afterward for putting my self at risk and at her for telling me she would show me test results and never actually producing them. I had some reasons to suspect she was sketchy as fark and felt the need to stay alive. Don't get me wrong if I didn't think there was a significant possibility of her being positive I'd never have held back. but basically my resistance and desire to stay healthy cost me her friendship and support. The night she kicked me out it snowed on the hills of the san fernando valley. this is when I realized I couldn't stay in the area any longer. So I moved south and was lucky enough to be able to stay at my cousins house with his family. He lost his job recently -right after I met this lesbian. and with only 2 paychecks to his name and a family to feed we decided that I had to go, (the last time this happened to them they were looking though the couch for change to feed the kids). So I asked her if she could give me a place to stay and that I would like to help pay some of the utilities with her. She said it was ok and now I'm here.

    Thanks for the tips though, they seem helpful so far. Since I'm new in town & broke I haven't gone out or made any friends yet, she's my first. But we were talking about having a little party, making some pizza from scratch together. A new development for anyone who can bring themselves to believe in me enough to help is: Last night she went out to drink with another dude and isn't back this morning.

    Any additional thoughts?
    Last edited by Rappa; 03-21-2011 at 01:00 PM. Reason: typos


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