Re: how to deal with an AMOG who has turned vindictive
You should have said "Dude, Why are you telling these girls the things you do and making it seem like its me? By the way, I need you to come by and unclog my toilet later, you aren't supposed to wipe with the whole roll."
or tell this joke next time you are out with him.
This will work better if there are 2 other guys present.
Blow off his response, and be like "Hey guys I have a good joke." Even if you look like a wimp. We will call him "Evan" b/c that is a douchy name. His friends are "Ryan" and "David" to make this easier to tell.
Then start like this...
Evan, Ryan and David were in a plane crash last week and died. I then got in a car crash a week later and walked up to the gates of heaven. St. Peter said to me "No matter what you do, DO NOT step on one of God's ducks.
SO I walk in and see David. He is with this hideous girl (everyone will chuckle) and I was like "Dave what happened?" and Dave said "Aw man. I stepped on one of God's ducks."
Then I come across Ryan, and his girl makes Dave's look like a supermodel. I say "Ryan man you can do better than that." and Ryan said "Yeah dude, I tripped on one of God's ducks and fell on another."
Finally I come up on Evan and he is with the hottest girl I have ever seen (Evan will be like "YEAH! That's right" or some DB response like that). And I say "Evan great work man" and before Evan can say anything the girl says "Yeah... I stepped on one of God's ducks."
This joke also works if you are working a Set and targeting a girl. I make the girl I like the butt of the joke and she usually thinks its funny. But Evan would know he has been had.
here is another AMOG comeback thread as well that has some other good ideas.
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