(in a sears)
hello, is there anything I can help you with? (pause) I'm an aspiring sears employee (pause) but I have an honesty policy so when it asked for other names you are known by I had to put 'washington chainsaw massacre' (i live in washington) on that line. (pause) needless to say, I was hired. (pause) but I got caught stealing on the job so they fired me.
Also works for abercrombie and fitch, just replace sears with a&f and Washington chainsaw massacre with douchebag strangler.
On an unrelated note... Today was my first day of daygaming and I was wondering if anyone knew any ways to get around or get on the side of parents. I'm 18, but it seemed like most of the targets were protected by parents. Anyway... Any help would be appreciated.