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    Question Comment On an opener I made up?

    (in a sears)
    hello, is there anything I can help you with? (pause) I'm an aspiring sears employee (pause) but I have an honesty policy so when it asked for other names you are known by I had to put 'washington chainsaw massacre' (i live in washington) on that line. (pause) needless to say, I was hired. (pause) but I got caught stealing on the job so they fired me.

    Also works for abercrombie and fitch, just replace sears with a&f and Washington chainsaw massacre with douchebag strangler.

    On an unrelated note... Today was my first day of daygaming and I was wondering if anyone knew any ways to get around or get on the side of parents. I'm 18, but it seemed like most of the targets were protected by parents. Anyway... Any help would be appreciated.

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    Default Re: Comment On an opener I made up?

    I liked the opening until the honesty policy/chainsaw massacre tbh.

    Beyond that point it gets a bit too complicated, confusing, drags on, doesn't really involve her at all. She might think you're a little weird after saying all that.

    You just need something shorter, easy going, and fun to think about. Make sure it involves her too! (Dynamics)




    This opener is a bit tricky to work with, but try the modified version I've created here...


    (in a sears)

    Hello, is there anything I can help you with? (pause)

    Yeah I'm just an aspiring sears employee, my name iss uhh *say your name while pointing and looking at an invisible name tag* I'm going to guess your name is.... (if she begins to say her name, stop her and say, "Wait! Don't tell me... " Then start guessing a few random names, side with one you pick yourself).

    (She'll probably say "no haha, it's Anna" or something to that effect)

    *Then roll off, and start looking at clothes right near by her while saying... "I was close"* (even if you were completely off)

    I hate shopping.

    *She then might ask why you're looking at women's clothing*

    Yeah, I'm only here for a bit with my friend, she's looking for *Insert whatever clothing is nearby target, and look at slender sizes while talking as women notice these things* (DHV Spike!)

    Which one would you pick? (Here she comes with the validation!)

    If these pants (or whatever she's looking at) were guitars (replace "guitars" with (DHV spike!) of choosing ), this would be so much easier.

    Yeah, you gotta check out the six string denims (or whatever clothing article is close by) over here. They have some pretty cool distortion, but don't sound good on tube amps.

    *talk for a bit more*

    Ahhhh- she's in the car waiting for me... She didn't even get to see what *say this over the shoulder jokingly with a light smile* I found her (joke about the "I found her" as your target helped you find the clothes)

    *At this point, you have your phone out, so get her number!*

    -kay I gotta go.. *as you quickly, and lightly bump her on the shoulder with the back of your hand (Kino!), then turn a bit to walk away* but we should hang out sometime, what's your number?




    BOOOM. Number Close. Not only that, but you also gave a bit of Kino before you leave


    If they're with parents, I would steer clear, OR wait until she perhaps wanders off, to go find something on her own.

    Parents are quite the obstacle, and quite a lot of girls won't feel comfortable with their parents observing.
    Last edited by OOKĖ; 12-23-2011 at 01:17 AM.


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