I used an opener I found on this site. It goes like this:
Congratulations, you came up
my matches!!!!!!! I know right,
you've been waiting for it! You
can call everyone, let them
know. Tell your friends about
it. You'll have to girl talk for
at least five hours tomorrow
about it. I mean, what are the
Ok, so I like to laugh and make
everything into a sarcastic
joke. It happens, right?
Now. I could write a resume.
Tell you all about me. Like I am
applying for the position of the
guy you are going to hang out
with on Friday, or whatever. But
that would be boring and dull. I
might fall asleep doing that.
Wait, I could list out
interrogation questions! Ask you
things like what you do for fun?
or maybe something really
deep... something like. "So
where are you from?" You'd
swoon, realizing that I care
about where you are from and
thus 'where you're coming from'.
You'd get "all a flush" at my
Oh, I know, I could just delete
all of this and type "Hey
wazzup? Saw your profile. Ur
cute! hit me back and we can
chat" That would probably work
best. I mean, that's what
everyone does right? So it MUST
work! Shouldn't it?
How about instead, I do this. I
am intrigued by your profile,
and think it could be worthwhile
to find out more about you. You
know, talk, and answer those age
old questions, like:
"Is she a total basket case in
"Will I fall asleep sitting next
to her when we hang out?"
and don't forget...
"Is she just a guy with fake
pictures, pretending to be a
So lets interact! Sound good?
Glad to hear it!
Lets get creative...
WE'RE GOING ON A ROADTRIP!!!!
So where are we going and why?
Her response: wtf lol.
Where do I go from here?
I'm completely new at PUA