Silly Occupations you can use

Hey, here is a list of some silly occupations you can use, say if a girl asks what you do, instead of telling them what you really do, say something unrealistic, so it's kinda funny. Here are a few examples. You can then also make up a silly story to go with it that could be quite amusing, which will help you a great deal. ;D

Pro kite flyer (I used this one, worked a treat!)
Dolphin trainer
Washing Machine engineer
Lighter repairman (Featured in 'The Game')
Ice cube maker
A gardener for the roundabouts in your area (Friend used this one, worked for him)
Mountain Hiker (Works if you have a dramatic story to go with it, can catch a girls attention. E.g A group of us left for a three day hike up mount (Insert here) but we lost a few men, I barely survived, then you could go on to saying how you survived if she's interested, these are just ideas on the spot, you could probably think of better scenarios)
Gas Engineer/Boiler Engineer (Works great, as many women will use this as an excuse to say to you 'ohh my boiler needs fixing'. Or something along those lines, great for a 2nd hook-up if used correctly and you have the girls interest)
Tap Dancer (Quite Comical, girl may ask for a demonstration, this way you can make a fool of yourself and she may find you funny, but don't go over the top)

These are a few that I have known to work, so feel free to use them in the field, remember think of the most random anecdotes to go with what you chose, it can be quite amusing if done correctly. Add some more funny occupations to this thread to help out other PUA's

Thanks

-Dare

Why not be truthful and make your work a DVH? This is what I do it talk about how im living my dream and doing what I have wanted to do since I was a kid and what not. It’s a huge DVH to know your purpose. It makes you look very well grounded and capable of providing. I may joke around and say something stupid to tease her at first but then ill jump off into it. And once I do I have tons of stories I can jump to from there.

dhv

banana boat repairman?

dyslexic moment... sorry

Ha ha, nice one El Draque, and tcomea2, I like your advice I'll take that into account and hopefully, the girls I seduce will like my goals, but these silly occupations I guess have a bit of humour, so yeah, hopefully they will still be of use. I guess the key is to have an open mind and try everything there is in Pick-up.
Thanks