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Unread 02-06-2011, 04:34 PM
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Hello,
I'm just looking for a good opener that can make a girl laugh on a train. I only see her for about 15-20 seconds every 2-3 days or so, and i've been passing by her many times without saying anything. So just saying a simple "hi" wouldn't work, because i could've done it many times before! We go to the same college and we had some classes togheter last session, but not this one. I also see her sometimes at college.

I was thinking about something like "*long sigh* I just had 2 hours of class with jiggly puff", but i find it too direct to open a 20 seconds conversation.

Any ideas? Thank you so much!


 
Unread 02-06-2011, 05:41 PM
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I wouldnt recommend that opener unless you know for a fact that she watches pokemon. if you see her as much as you say , her first impression of you is already set so do yourself a favor and approach at all cost the next time you see her , do you have her email or anything?

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No, i never spoke to her . She obviously has facebook, but i can't just randomly add her.

And yes, i promised myself i was going to approach her the next time i see her, but what can i say to not look weird?

Oh and usually i just pass by her when we get off train, so it's not enought time to start a conversation...

It would be a lot easier if it was the first time i see her


 
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I agree if it was your first time it would be a bit easier but since you always see her , if you do approach its automatic friend zone, unless you Kino asap I would use an opener like "hey, I can only stay a sec but you seem cool , do you have a facebook?" pull out your phone or a pen and paper..I recommend a phone so borrow a friends or something , once you get her facebook say "Ok see you around" and touch her lightly on the arm then you make your exit

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I like your idea and will try it with other people before doing it with her, but i just thought about something different and need your opinion.

I could do what i said first: *sigh* long day huh... (yes) Not as much as me, had 2 hours with jiggly puff *giggle*. (i've already practiced this one with many friends)

If she knows who it is, she's going to laugh or atleast giggle

If she doesn't, she's gonna ask: "what's that". Then i can answer something like "look it up on google haha", and the next time i see her, i'm gonna ask her if she knows what i meant and then go on with a conversation and start flirting

What do you think?


 
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you dont want your connection with her to be about pokemon, the chances of you turning pokemon into something that would start a relationship is veryyy slim even if she laughs, shes gonna be thinking of you as a pokemon nerd that has a pokeball on his waist, lets say your in a relationship with her and her friends ask her "how did you guys meet?" ....is pokemon a good answer?

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True that.
Thanks for the answer!


 
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I'm thinking about using this:

Hey. You're the prettiest girl I've seen like in..5 minutes.

Now there's either predicatable responses or I might have to experiment. I could have sworn I've heard people use this before.


 
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sound intersting


 
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I agree if it was your first time it would be a bit easier but since you always see her , if you do approach its automatic friend zone, unless you Kino asap I would use an opener like "hey, I can only stay a sec but you seem cool , do you have a facebook?" pull out your phone or a pen and paper..I recommend a phone so borrow a friends or something , once you get her facebook say "Ok see you around" and touch her lightly on the arm then you make your exit

definitely use this, it is so smooth and something I will definitely have to use.


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