Some common sh*t tests.

Ok. These are some common sht tests. I was wondering what you guys would reply.

"I have a boy friend". (I dont know if I can post my reply to this sh*t test without getting in trouble on the web site).

"I dont give out my number" (well then I will send you smoke signals just like the Indians did.

"I am a lesbian" Good! I need a few more like you for my gay friends.

"She is mine" (the target) and "I dont share" Good! Bc neither of you are my type


You pass a girl on the street she says nothing back to you. I say I love you to!


I modified Mystery's saying. He said "If I werent gay you would so be mine". I say "If I werent a lesbian you would so be mine".

usually i wouldnt say something direct to call for this, at most i would propose to "hang out" they would say this and i would say "um...cool? do you say this to all your friends?"

n/a, i never ask for numbers, so they never really say this.

for this i guess it depends, they would say it just to talk about it or because im advancing too strongly. never really had a lesbian say that to me directly

i would say "ok...hmm...this is awkward... so then can she share you(the person that said that)? (laugh-youd need a very alpha laugh for this)"

if i blatantly said something first to a stranger shed think im drunk. i would probably have a friend with me and say "hey this one over here told me i look like a tramp, what do you think?" or something ridiculous to make her giggle.

tongue and cheek romanticism is what id recommend

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