Text message flirting

I found some text messages to flirt with girls on line, but these are horrible. Does anyone have any GREAT text messages to flirt with girls?

If I were to lie 11 roses next to you, you'd make the perfect dozen.
Can I snap your picture so I can show Santa what I gotta have for xmas?
Are you a cop, cause you're definitely one of New York's finest?
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
Do u believe in love at first site or do I have to walk by again?
If I said u had a hot body would u hold it against me?
If I could re arrange the alphabet I would put u and i together
A special smile a special face, a special someone I cant replace.I luv u I always will. You've filled a space no one can fill!
I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways I adore ur style. Wot can I say? ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!
I believe that God above created u for me to luv. He picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!

lol, they are very entertaining. I would imagine u would get some laughs if you said this in a joking way but I wouldn't use that for the real thing.

These text messages are good to use if you are trying to show off the humorous you to a girl you have already known (and flirted with) for quite some time. However, these don't really sound like very good pick up lines. They were very funny though

Great post on text message flirting though!! REP+++

Haha. I've found some really cheesy, possibly creepy even, lines as well. Hopefully though, they get the girl laughing, instead of slapping!!!

What sayeth thee of...
1) Don't get offended okay? I feel you're like my underwear, I just can't last a day without you!
2) I sure hope you have your license with you dear, because you sure are driving me crazy!
3) Do you know anyone who fixes watches? I think mine is broken. That or time just really stops when Im with you.
4) You look like someone I know... my next Girlfriend!
5) Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

haha.

Call me BEE. Can you be my honey?

I guess he intended to just store me and have a bear gobble me up after. Oh and this one here is a winner: I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

"Am I cute enough yet, or do you need more to drink?"

I like that. Might be funnier in person, after you've been talking to a girl for a while, but it's funny, and makes it very clear what your intentions are. I'll try that one out this weekend.

I heard that Braddock and Savoy were doing a free conference call on phone and text game tomorrow night. I've read Braddock's stuff on phone and text game and the dude is a freak. Just thought I'd mention it in case any of you guys are interested. The sign up page is [expired]

Thanks for the heads up TheJive, this one will surely come in handy for those as clueless as I am

Ambition, do tell how that goes!

This could offend but if you're already talking sex, it just might be able to flatter a woman's ego. Got it off a blog somewhere.

"Just texting to let you know that you're the most wonderful thing that has happened to me since masturbation."

Just wanted to share something that got me laughing when I read it off another message board. But am sure, some guy, somewhere, just may be able to use it.

Even if you don't believe in paradise, I swear, I can still take you there.

They said it was a modified lyric of a song but hell if I know which song. Anyway, Ambition, did you ever get to use that "cute/drunk" line? How did it go?