Ugg boots,

Had some fun last night asking girls 'what are those, ugg boots?' when I totally knew they weren't and busting on them a little for them not being 'real' or whatever. Just something I found myself doing several times b/c it got good reactions and worked as an Opener. Had to change the subject quickly though as there's not much to say about ugg boots because they're just friggin boots.

Haha...well maybe you can use ugg boots (or shoes) some more to get more information and steer her into a more sexual frame of mind. Say, you've established that they love the boots, go ask them if they'd rather have this sleek, expensive Ugg model or an afternoon at the spa... or a trip to the beach... or erotic massage... or a night with you.

Truth be told though, I think some of those Ugg boots are UGH boots! Deym horrible looking!

I hate me some ugg boots.