Ultimate Arsenal

This is a disqualifier I stole from somewhere. As a general rule I like to throw this in each set as a reverse psychology thing to get girl chasing me, anyway here it is:
me: I don't think I'm your type
HB: What do u mean?*puzzle look*
me: I'm the type of guy your mom warned u about when u were young n innocent, playing princess or brushing ur toy pony. I girl like u should date a nice guy like that *here a put my arm around her n point to the ugliest guy nearby, most of the time she'll be like "no!" and move in closer to me*

Also I great fun disqualifier and easier than the above post:
me: "Your adorable! You remind me of my adorable bratty little sister! Matter of fact I'm going to adopt you as my little sister and we can bake mud cookies and claim trees together!"
make sure use this before any Sexual Tension is built or else it'll be weird.

Dame it! I just thought of another disqualifier thats very commen in the PUA community, but I may have modified a little.

Again only use these disqualifier before ther theres Sexual Tension or before the set is hooked.

me:I'm gay, but if I wasn't you would so be mine.

*if she says she doesn't think you're gay you can say-me: What? you think your sexy enough you can convert a gay guy? You think you can rock my world?*

*if she she agrees n saids you are gay(sh1t test) you can say-mer: jk I'm not really gay...but my boyfriend is*