what would be the right response?

When a girl asks, "do you miss me" what would be a good cocky & funny response to that?

hey this isn't a bad question. i'd like to here something. maybe like "no more than you missed me"

well if you want to definitely have cocky funny you might do somewhat of a badboy response. a few i can think off hand would be

"for some reasons i knew you missed me and now ur asking to not seem like such a stalker! lol "

"Ok stalker pants. try to stop staring at your phone waiting for me to text. if you miss me its ok! they have support groups for girls who miss me! :P"

"Ok do you want my fake Titanic answer or the truth? lol"

"Hey you forgot the part we did in middle school! Check yes[] or check no[]. jeez i cant answer without that. Check no[x] lol :P"

"Awww. i feel like we are making the next notebook. ok i have to win my grammy here. oh my gosh i miss you so much baby. i feel like we should never be apart! do you think ill win it?"

"Oh my gosh! are you outside of my window right now! if you missed me that bad you could of just told me. i can give you your fix of chris. i know im like a drug! lol "

those are just a couple i made up right now. some probably better than others but whenever they say that you dont want to jump thru there hoop. just evade it then make ur own hoop for her to jump thru cause she is desperate for your attention.

those are great ideas, but what if the girl just said i missed you and wasn't asking if you missed her back?

well just playfully tease her sometimes or blow it out of proportion and make it funny!
Her: "i miss you"

"Awww i knew u were trying to charm me! are you just trying to be sweet and get in my pants? lol"

"Wait! i thought i saw you outside of my window this morning! You miss me again already? haha"

"Im going to assume you are just falling too much and are contemplating on blackmailing me to marry you and have kids. I would consider if you say please! haha "

or you cant take this chance to invite her to hang out.

"well wifey pants its gets really cold in golden. you could come over knit me a sweater and we could have hot chocalate!"

"Burr. its cold outside. A warm blanket, bottle of wine, and a silly movie sounds great. You should come miss me over here! "

I miss *some* things about you.

Only at night. or 'Only when I'm horny' (better for established relations.. cocky/ funny)

yeah bit I'd miss you more if you were the *only* girl i nthe world.



be sure and keep them notice, because 'did/do you miss me' is totally AFC and dlv of her, so 1up son.

haha those are pretty good badmedicine!