PUA Goals and Non-Goals

yeah impressing women does actually help.

one story i have is that my friend i have actually got way too drunk on his bday and ended up trying to jump out of the car on the highway on his way to the bar i was at. so then he gets there and i sit his ass down with some water. then he tries starting sh1t with the guy who helped bring him cause he wanted his keys and he thought he had them. so that guy gives them to me. he comes up to me demanding them i tell him to sit his ass at the bar. next thing his puts his forearm in my throat trying to pin me and get his keys. next thing he knows we heard the bell for a UFC match. LMAO. all of a sudden i twisted his arm, put his face in the table and then put him on the ground and had him in his full guard. so he tried farking around and kicking me and sh1t. next thing i know he elbows me in the face and im done farking around so i pick him up by his neck choke him out while i fling him and then when i felt him go limp i drop him right into the floor.
im not the type of guy for violence. that was actually the first time a lot of the people there have ever seen me fight and i have known them for about 2 years. i just dont do that unless its needed. but having friends that train in mixed martial arts i know some basics and stuff like that. but after having like a hour long UFC match of me keep choking him out and leaving him and him coming back for more i decide to just give him the keys. the part he forgot about was his car was 8 miles away. so he gets pissed and tries walking.

but the entire reason for this story was that night i ended up getting two girls really wet to have me just to show that i dont start sh1t but if it comes down to it ill fark somebody up. haha best part of the entire thing though was me getting him in a flying triangle choke. i had always tried it for fun and never really got it to work but he tried muscling thru me- just for refeence i am 6'4 240, this guy is about 5'10 170- bad things firstly to do is come at me and then trying to muscle thru me i just jumped up locked my leg around him and brought it him down and started choking him out! haha its bad to say im happy to kick a friends ass but we always had an agreement if he stupid then he says put me out!

but needless to say, yes knowing and training in MMA does help establish a frame of an AMOG and definitely shows alpha male status!

^^^ haha wow that's crazy crob. Flying triangles are awesome and very difficult. Was this all at a bar? If i can give one suggestion, if this was a real bar fight I would recommend avoiding guard or flying triangles. Ina bar your surroundings are cramped and when you jump up for that triangle where is your head going to land? Just too dangerous, my coach always says "he love's jits, but half the stuff he wouldn't use in a bar fight!" Too risky!

best thing about this bar that night though is everything is moved out of the way for poker. me and him deal poker at bars and we had moved all the stuff so it was pretty much an open dance floor. and yeah after the risks i saw that night it more to just get him on the ground and beat the hell out of someone in a bar fight, but being a friend it was more of just choke him out many times until he just stopped. lol i actually did it cause i wanted to try it. what help was trying to leock my leg while in the air which helped not hit my head on the ground when he came down. but yeah for real bar fights i dont fark around, i just get them down and end it, but i had to find ways to choke him out and he kept knowing a rear naked was coming and wouldnt let me choke him out that way. quickest thing i thought of was a triangle choke and then it hit me "fark yeah lets try the flying triangle and if it doesnt work perfectly, im not training with my buddies, i can still submit cause he doesnt know what to do"

yeah everything i know so far is from being the practice buddy punching bag for friends on off time. i want to get into real training at a gym. then i could work as a bouncer at a club or something while i go thru college, cause im a big mother farker

yea one thing about training is that it does give you the confidence to deal with sh1t. My coach does bouncing and his is a big dood as well, but he says he has only been able to use jits once in all his time. The rest is standard self defense.
But hey what are you waiting for? Get involved in a gym, its well worth the monthly investment! Workout, comradery and dhv!!!