Not sure what thread this should be under.
Okay so I was chatting to my ex earlier on fb. We broke a week or two ago up mostly because of long distance, but I'm back home for a few days and want to catch up, try to escalate things again.
Here is the convo that went down, sorry it's so long. The context is I'd just told Dev (ex) I was going back down this Saturday and would like to see her before I leave, she agreed and this is basically what came next.
me: Come over to my house, I just bought a pair of 5XL fat pants, we can both fit in them and get high as fark then I'm going to kiss you and you're going to like it and things will happen from there
good plan right
me: "yeah cameron that's a great idea" - dev
her: if i can get a ride home
me: Again, you're a dork
me: Yeah nah that's not gonna happen. But of course I'll give you a ride.
her: So, I come to yours tomorrow, then you give me a ride home. Good. Yes. Thank you
me: Lets go out somewhere
her: Where too?
me: No idea, I'll plan something
her: Okaaaaaay, can i go home and shower first
her: well i will anyway
me: You're not allowed to smell good!
her: too bad
me: Well fark you and you and your hygiene
her: Cool, what time?
me: What time do you get home?
me: You sure it's not the am?
her: yip )))))))))))))))
me: Woman. You insane.
her: Na I jusss hiiiigh
me: Gis us some gee
her: it wont woork
i just did a mean drawing
me: Nah the spider bite work off yesterday
(told her a story a few days ago about how I can't get high because this radioactive spider bit me while taking photos of this other girl I had a crush on)
her: come get sum thenn
me: Where you at betch
me: Faaark, why so far?
her: mumy is bad
me: So that's where you get your badness from.
How're you gonna persuade me to come over?
her: You might enjoy Myra shes a sensational snorer
me: Mmmm doesn't do it for me I'm afraid keep trying
her: um. im high
me: Yeah but what's that got for me?
her: im high
me: Still not persuading
her: Unmmmm I'm high
and youll love me when im high
me: I wouldn't feel comfortable driving back high, might have to stay over a while..
her: inbetween me and myra ahhaha
me: Don't mind at all , I'll be over soon stay high
her: Ooooookaaaay, see ya soon justin bieber
me: Fuck off. Meet me out on the street when I txt?
her: ITS FREEZING IM IN NO CLOTHES
OMG YOU WUD NO BELIEVE HOW COMFY I AM
me: Haha see yah soon
At this point it's about 12:25 at night but I want to see her so I log off and drive over which is a good 20 minutes. I get there and she acts all awkward and surprised that I came and said she thought I was being sarcastic or something along those lines. This throws me and I have no idea what to say or do, her friend is "asleep" on her bed and I just pussied out and said I'd leave.
Question 1. I thought it was obvious I was serious on coming round, does it sound like I was being sarcastic?
Question 2. We're still on for a catch up later tomorrow but I have no idea what to say or how I should act in a situation like this. Should I just laugh about it and try play it off as an embarrassing but funny incident, or should I call her out about screwing round with me, or go to some other route of conversation entirely?
Thanks a bunch, I'd appreciate any feedback.