Facebook hb 8 really need help guys I'm losing it!!

So I added this really great gal on facebook and I'm just getting started so I need help kn how to get the conversation going better or even get a Number Close and go on a date with her.

This is the conversation. Let me know what I can do guys to boost up my game another level.


Me: Hey Italian friend lol I'm Alfredo
Her: Hey, well im Samantha but people call me Sammie
Me: Lol has anyone told you you have like a celebrity smile, I hate you punk!! hah any plans for the summer ?
Her: aha nope lol. well im in italy right now. after that i have no idea, just hang out i guess.
Me: Dude u gotta send me a postcard before u come back! Lol
Do you have family out there or r u being a tourist ?
Her : Lol
I have family over here
Me: So are you gonna send me a postcard from Italy ?
Her: i'll try too
Me: You better not forget Italian friend haha anything crazy stories ???
Her: crazy stories? dont think so lol
Me:Sammie Sosa! I graduated today dude you need to come back to the states!!
Her: thats great!!! lol im going back in 5 days.
Me: Italy!! How's it going ?
Never received my postcard punk, kinda heart broken now <\3
Her: oh damnit i forgot. Its been a great, amazing actually.
But yeah im leaving here soon
Me: Mean girl can I ask you something ? Lol
Her: yeah what?
Me: can you teach me how to put on an italian accent? I'll pay you nigga
Her: i really dont know how lol

u got nowhere with her and she's probably thinking you're a loser.. you called her in this excerpt.. punk, dude, nigga .. NOT cool.. cut that sh1t out.

your questions seems more annoying that actually demonstrating higher value and generating meaning to the situation... my guess is, she's a finished case.. no chance...

Thank I needed that