The Big List of DHV statuses for Facebook

Hey guys. As we all know, facebook game is quite a goldmine and should be exploited to it's maximum. One thing I really haven't seen around here is a list of Facebook dhv statuses. there was a poll in a men's magazine ( can't remember which ) saying that what HB's dig the most about somebody else's profile is their status updates, more specifically clever and funny updates. Let's all chime in and make a big list of these on this thread. I'll go first :

- has got 99 cookies 'cause a bitch ate one
- Boobs...They're awesome
- puts the "Art" in "Party"
- ( insert name )'s math theory : the natural log is placed in the area G of the rhombus if and only if it has exponential growth
- is ( insert town name )' Official Party Animal
- Halloween : An annual excuse for girls to dress like sluts and get away with it.

Have these actually worked for you? some of them sound kind of.... childish.

Yes. The only one that didn't work out like I thought was the Party Animal status. The rest, unbelievable.

Interesting. I haven't tried using Facebook to get women yet. I'll have to read more about how to do so. In the meantime, thanks.

i dont post many fb status like once every few weeks haha but whenever i do it, i get tons of likes (also from people i dont talk to)some of em here:

~Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
~In life you learn that you should not argue with an idiot as he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
~Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
~I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

okay all these got attention etc, but they are not in anyway helpful to the dating, hooking, meeting etc :P

Ones that work good on facebook are open ended questions. Then all your friends answer them, join in, etc. For example around X-mas time I posted...

Do you think Santas elves are union or does Santa get his toys from China too?

This got lots of banter going etc. Another one I did was...

They say when one door closes another one opens...so doe that mean when one toliet flushes, another one floods? Haha.

Try it, and if target replies or "likes" its on...

i donno actually how if target likes a status, its going to really help you.. its same as just talking to her first time or "ADD/POKE/PULL"