Craigslist Personal

I'm seeking EVERY strategic advantage in my competition with a friend. We are very competitive and good friends. He's got me 2-0 (barely) in other, non PUA related Internet shenanigans.

The deal is:

Post a craigslist m4w personal and see who gets the most legitimate responses.

We can't lie, or talk about our cars or careers because they are not equal. The add has to be overall original with no pictures. We'll review each others adds prior to posting to validate that they are morally conscionable and not cribbed. I know my opponent is good. I've already sought the opinions of female friends. They both thought it was funny at least.

I'm new to this. Other adds are so bad I'm confident.

With that in mind, critique:

Wow that is pretty solid. I think you should ditch these parts:

We're:
- friends!

I'd like to mention that I can juggle, which seems to amuse children. Recently, I baked a cake for my friends and they ate it.

Thanks in advice for your anticipated response.


Not sure about this:
Write me a note. I dare you. You could win a fancy beverage from a classy restaurant.

On a related note, how could I respond to a Craigslist ad? I have created a seperate topic to avoid derailing this one.

That looks good man, I need to create one of my own and post on here.

It looks really good! I guess you're popular on here, because I think this same ad has been copied and pasted so many times on CL, they block it!
I've tried something similar in the past, but got a lot of spam though.

Hows the contest going so far?

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Come on, that is the oldest ad in the book