Pick Up Lines

Found these on the net too:

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?!
Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come talk to me.

as if we haven't read enuff

Miss, are you a keyboard? Coz you're my type.
Are you some kind of magnet? why then am I so attracted to you?
You come here often?
You're like dandruff, can't get you off my head!
Guy (to girl) : Ok, I am here. So what's your other two wishes?
Can i have your name or can i call you MINE?
Are you lonely?
Hi... uhmm, who are you?
"Can I have your number? I seem to have lost mine."
Hi. I think your tongue and many of my body parts need to get better acquainted.
Wishing you're my door.... so I can bang u everyday
Are you a goddess? Coz you enchant me all the way!"
do you like boys? ..i like girls..


Major ROFL when I read that door-bang line!

I come in PEACE

Miss! Why havent you been replying to my emails?"
Girl: (Confused) Huh?
Guy: (Puzzled expression) Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl @ mydreams dot com
BOY: Got a PEN?
Girl: Here.
BOY: Oh.. its out of ink!
Girl: what? you’re kidding, it works!
Boy: It doesn’t work! well, you try.. go, right your cell phone number here

Guy : Is this seat taken ?
Miss : Nope...
Guy : How about you ?

guy: can i see your tag?
girl: huh?
(guy goes to girls back and look at girl's shirt tag)
guy: just what i thought.. you are made in heaven

[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance?
[women] NO!
[man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!

guy: Excuse me but I just got to pinch you (pinch)
girl: Ouch! What was that for?
guy: Just needed to check if this is a dream.

Got these off a forwarded e-mail.... supposedly, they're from the movie Austin Powers

* Nice legs...what time do they open?
* You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
* I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
* Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
* Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
* I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
* Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
* I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even further for that thing you do with your tongue.
* If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
* (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not going to suck itself.
* You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
* You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
* Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
* My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
* Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
* Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
* Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
* I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
* If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
* Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
* Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

- Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

- Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

- your father must be a terrorist, 'cause your the bomb.

- I can listen to you, if you want, i'd even let you scream... promise!


Just some lines i've come across.. hehe.

A friend used this several nights ago:

"May this thorn sit with you lovely roses?"

The girls were unsure and non-responsive so my buddy exclaimed, "My bad, is this a PMS Anonymous meeting?" and that got the girls laughing while my friend continued calling them on not being so friendly. He managed to get the girls (there were 3 of them) to come to our friend's house and hang out.

excellent lines
I am furiosly learning guys,

thanks

When a girl asks you your name, say ''Do you want to know my real name or my Super Hero name?''

...still thinking of what my super hero name could be... lol

tyler durden rocks!!!!