Pick Up Lines

Originally Posted by Ricky

Opener i used once when i k-closed 8 girls in a night (before I ever knew anything about PUAs)...

walk over with a mate who's out to pick up too

me (to a group of HBs): hey have you seen my mate Gary?
HB: umm i don't know, what does he look like?
me: he's about *this* tall, dark hair blah blah but make something totally random up about him, like he's wearing no pants or something, while your pal is doing the same

she'll think for a bit during which you're looking for something to neg/compliment the girl with

move straight onto the neg/compliment and take things from there

when you feel it's time to move away, tell your partner in crime they better go find Gary, then return later to carry on your conversation with target, completely ignoring the Gary topic, if they ask, he rang you and was on his way home...

another one I'm hopefully gonna try this weekend

me and partner in crime approach group of HBs...

hey girls, we need a girl's opinion on something, we're going to audition on X-Factor (of American Idol or whatever) and we really wanna get on tv with this, but we're torn on which song to sing, I say "Lets Talk About Sex" but my friend here doesn't think that'll work, he wants to do "Three Times a Lady", but that's surely too corny right?

then move on to neg the girls etc

Originally Posted by jabu

When a girl asks you your name, say ''Do you want to know my real name or my Super Hero name?''

...still thinking of what my super hero name could be... lol

Originally Posted by culturedpearls

haha... i'm likely to just ask them for their superhero name, it's sure to have them stumped!

Originally Posted by HighTower

WEBBED FEET
"Hey guys... would you date a guy with webbed feet??"

"I had a summer job at Y Supermarket and there was this guy I used to work with that had webbed feet. He would always complain that he couln't get a girlfriend. He needed to stuff his shoes with cotton so they would fill up and he would always walk on the tips of his feet. People used to call him 'Twinkle Toes'!"

They usually ask if it's me or my wing and I just bust out with "Nawwww...I'm DINKY PENIS!"

WHEEL CHAIR
Would you date a guy in a wheel chair?

(blah blah blah) if she says no say What if it was a really cool wheel chair?

"What if it was a really old wheel chair with a squeaky wheel?"
"You know with bits falling off it. If it was rusty would it come between you both?"

If she says yes set it up for who lies more.or
"What if the guy was suddenly cured by *Jesus*...would you lose interest?"


WHO LIES MORE
Hey guys, I need a female opinion. who lies more Guys or Girls??.......... The way I see it girls the tell the small lies like "you're ass doesn't look fat in those pants" but girls. they tell the big ones... like... "Its your baby!"


Masturbating In The Shower

YOU: Did you know that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower?
HER: No
YOU: It's true- the other 7% sing
HER: Oh really?
YOU: Do you know what they sing?
HER: No, what?
YOU: Oh, you must be one of the 93% of girls that masturbates then...
HER: (Laughs)



Dog or Cat

XF: Hey guys let me get your opinion real fast ... What do you prefer cat or dog ?
HB: Dog
XF: No way , Dog's sucks Wink (NEG) I'm joking I have 5 Laughing ... wait, See the problem is that my little sister/cousin birthday is in one week , she is going to turn 9 years old and I don't know what to buy a cat or a dog , she love both cats and dogs, and the other day at the pet shop... blah blah ( dhv story move to A2 )

Or some variations I have made of my own opener are :

What you prefer for a gift a CD or DVD ...

Which movie you think is better: How too loose a guy in 10 days or the notebook , the thing here is that my sister...

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PRIMP OPENER
First, here is the frame you're using for this opener:
"You're CUTE... but I'm going to make you a ROCKSTAR!"

You don't even need to say anything to open, so this works in the loudest clubs.
You walk up, of course making sure to keep your BL under control. (Shoulders away, etc.) You check her out then make a face like
you aren't happy with what you see. Then you hold your hands out like you're judging her style. You move in SLOWLY, pick some
article of clothing (hat, shirt, etc. Best if it's upper body or head) and PRIMP it. Take her hat and TWIST it ever so slightly. Now, back
away, lean back, look her over, and give her a thumbs up.
"NOW you're a SUPERSTAR!"
Continue with push/ pull if you wish... " But wait..." and twist the hat back the other way. If she touches her hat, bust her for messing it
up.
Tell her she's allowed to be seen with you now, and promenade her around the club.



Self Empowering Class Opener

opener:
Real quick, you guys think its a good idea to take self empowering classes?

HB:
Y/ no / whatever response

me
"I got a buddy that just ended a X year long relationship. And was thinking about taking a class. But I'm telling him to just go out meet people and socialize, w/o any pressure of anything else. To just go out and have a good conversation.
But my roomate SHE thinks that guys meeting girls out in public is hard and next to impossible. She also thinks that classes for empowerment are ironicly lame. Then again she really had no problems attracting people with her job....

HB:
What did she do?

me
Shes ...get this...brace yourself...an exotic dancer double majoring Business and Psychology. She dances to put herself thru school but I dont know what to make of it. It is her life, Im just glad shes still in school.
Bet youre in school arent you?