Twitter Flirting Pick Up Lines

1. Be my date and I will followfriday you every day of the week.
2. I'm becoming twitterpated with you.
3. I need more than a hundred forty characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
4. If Twitter is a meet market, you must be the prime rib.
5. You're so fine, you must have more followers than ashton kutcher
6. Your twitter posts make my heart flitter.
7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. This tweet is for you: I <3 you.
8. I tweeted your mother to 'thank her' for giving birth to something as gorgeous as you.
9. Do you believe in love at first tweet? Or should we tweet you again?
10. Fancy tweeting someone like you in this place.
11. Let's direct message all night #kiss #sex
12. Tweet here before?
13. Was that an earthquake or did u just tweet my world?
14. I may not be a wizard but I can make your tweets come true.
15. Who cares about celebrities? You're my twitterverse.
16. I usually don't follow the first night but for you I'll make an exception.
17. Do you know why the Twitter bird is blue? Cause it's so far away from you.
18. I wouldn't trade your follow for all of ashtons.
19. I could read your random thoughts all night long.
20. Wanna go back to my house and #?
21. Oh can't you see, how your tweets please me. Every breath you take, every tweet you make, I'll be following you.

Has anyone tried these? I am not sure twitter is a great place to meet women...

This is crazy. As I am reading this, I just got off the phone with a buddy who is really into twitter. He doesn't have great game, but he is good enough and confident enough to push his boundaries and try radical approaches to meeting women. Anyways, he had met a girl on twitter and they ended up meeting for a drink. Not only was she cool as hell, but according to him she was really hot.

I guess it just shows there are attractive, smart, interesting women everywhere - you just gotta keep your mind open and always be looking to meet them.

Bill